jokes not for people easaly offended

[animex09]

Originally Posted by xXWENWENXx

little boy was listening to his sister chatting on the phone and her sister shouted at the phone and said"BITCHES AND BASTERDS" than slammed down the phone. the little boy asked his sister wat does bitches and basterds mean. his sister said it meant ladies and gentlemen because she didn't want the little boy to learn swear words
one night, the little boy saw his dad watching porn and heart his dad say boobs and vaginas and asked wat it meant. the dad said it meant coats and hats because he didn't want the little boy to know
it was a day of a party at the little boys house, the little boy went up to his mom and his mom was putting lipstick on. she dropped the lipstick and said shit. the little boy asked wat it meant and his mom said it meant lipstick because she didn't want the little boy to know
after, the little boy went to the kitchen and saw his dad stuffing th chicken. his dad dropped some stuffing and sed fuk. the little boy asked wat it meant and his dad sed it meant stuffing because he didn't want the little boy to know.
so..the guests of the party came over and the little boy answered. the guests asked where was your dad and mom and the little boy sed"bitches and basterd, may i please take ur boobs and vaginas. my mom is putting shit on her lips and my dad is fuking the chicken."
the end

i heard that one before. it was a bit diferent but had the same punchline