jokes not for people easaly offended

[am0184]

Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?






One dead baby nailed to ten trees XD!

[soulten]

I would say that animex but these aren't racist just insulting people in general or jokes that are otherwise frowned upon no matter the race/ethnicity. So if you have racist jokes put them in the thread animex made. Other than that continue with the dead babies and etc.

[Vakarak]

Beer Vs Pussy

if drinking beer and you find hair you may be disgusted| beer-0 pussy-1

if driving home and a cop pulls you over and you smell of beer, you may get arrested if you smell of pussy, cop may buy you a beer| beer-0 pussy-2

beer doesn't have a mother| beer-1 pussy-2

If you consume a lot of beer in a public place your rep may suffer, if you consume a lot of pussy in a public place you become a LEGEND| beer-1 pussy-3

a cold beer is really satisfying| beer-2 pussy-3

beer is always wet| beer-3 pussy-3

Ten beers in one night and you cant get home, Ten pussies in one night and you don't want to go anywhere| beer-3 pussy-4

Too much beer and you start seeing UFOs, too much pussy and you may see God| beer-3 pussy-5

beer doesn't expect to be hugged for 1/2hr after being used| beer-4 pussy-5

you can get beer all agitated and shaken but in the end it still sticks with you| beer-5 pussy-5

you know the cost of beer- beer-6 pussy-5

you have no problem leaving beer alone with your friends| beer-7 pussy-5

you can refund the bottle after using it| beer-8 pussy-5

... and the obvious winner is beer!!!!!!!!!!

[suigintou]

What's the best part about screwing twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

[animex09]

act 1- cat falls into the river
act 2- rooster craks up

whats the play called?

wet pussy makes hyper co-ck

[Vakarak]

o... yeah um i forgot:
If you are a woman and are feeling discriminated against, agitated, depressed, angered or embarressed please note that beer possesses none of these feelings... or let alone can express them *an extra point for beer

[fazenda]

this is a joke that will probably work best if they don't know a joke is coming and think it is a random question(joke following now)

which would you rather eat,a cat or a rooster(if they answer rooster say)so you prefer cock over pussy

(I don't have an answer to if they say cat yet so post 1 if you think of 1•)

[RACHER]

hahaha is that a joke?...hehehehe not so funny...=p

[Anime_Dude]

Originally Posted by RACHER

hahaha is that a joke?...hehehehe not so funny...=p

Stop SPAMING!



Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two cars!

[xXWENWENXx]

little boy was listening to his sister chatting on the phone and her sister shouted at the phone and said"BITCHES AND BASTERDS" than slammed down the phone. the little boy asked his sister wat does bitches and basterds mean. his sister said it meant ladies and gentlemen because she didn't want the little boy to learn swear words
one night, the little boy saw his dad watching porn and heart his dad say boobs and vaginas and asked wat it meant. the dad said it meant coats and hats because he didn't want the little boy to know
it was a day of a party at the little boys house, the little boy went up to his mom and his mom was putting lipstick on. she dropped the lipstick and said shit. the little boy asked wat it meant and his mom said it meant lipstick because she didn't want the little boy to know
after, the little boy went to the kitchen and saw his dad stuffing th chicken. his dad dropped some stuffing and sed fuk. the little boy asked wat it meant and his dad sed it meant stuffing because he didn't want the little boy to know.
so..the guests of the party came over and the little boy answered. the guests asked where was your dad and mom and the little boy sed"bitches and basterd, may i please take ur boobs and vaginas. my mom is putting shit on her lips and my dad is fuking the chicken."
the end