wayyy too racist for u!!

i'm a little more than half black and i think some of this stuff is funnie . it's not like the whole world thinks like that ...

[leshinor]

Originally Posted by starscream

A black man is walking along a lake side when he comes upon a chinese man skipping rocks on the water. He asked the man what he is doing. The chinese man says that if he skips the rocks he can hear the names of his ancestors. The black man watches as the chinese man skips some more rocks. Chig-Chong-Chow, Chang-chow-Xiang. Thats cool man can I try says the black man, sure says the chinese man. The black throws his rock and as it skips they hear Chim-Pan-Zee.

That's just so evil I laughed...

[Memorix]

Q:What do you call a little black kid with a bike?
A: THIEF!!!!!!

[starscream]

Why don't Mexicans have Bar-B-Que's
A: Cause the beans always fall through the grill.

How do you stop a group of black kids from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the cealing

How do you get them back down?
A: Invite a blind Mexican man over for a pinata party.

Why won't Mexicans cross the border three at a time?
A: because it says no Tres Passing

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

[xantok]

i got a few.. they may be repeats im to tired to look and care...


what to you say when you see your TV floating across the room at midnight?

drop it nigg.... yea i ant getting banned for finishing that word...



Whats the difference between a blackman hit on the road and a dog hit on a road?

theres skid marks before the dog


What do you do when you see a blackman in a tree?

cut the rope


i know a few more.. but im to tired to think.. ill add more later

[animex09]

what do you call a pool full of black people?
~cocoa puffs

[wi_sam]

Originally Posted by starscream

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

Originally Posted by xantok

Whats the difference between a blackman hit on the road and a dog hit on a road?

theres skid marks before the dog

..liek LOL!!

[mikesword]

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family.

What do you call a Mexican without his lawnmower?
Unemployed.

What do you call a Mexican jumping into a swimming pool?
Bean dip.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans jumping over a fence?
Illegal Immigration.

An American, a Brit, a French, and a Mexican in a plane at 150,000 feet and a red light and alarm suddenly go off.
The plane their on has too much weight and is quickly losing altitude so they need to lose weight fast or else the plane will crash.
The first one to jump is the Brit and bails out shouting "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!".
But sadly the Brits sacrifice is in vain because the plane is still losing altitude.
The next to jump is the French who bailed shouting "VIVA LA FRANCE"!.
Still the plane is too heavy.
The last one to go was the American by pushing the Mexican out before shouting "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!".

[mikesword]

Whats the difference between African Americans and Asians after the apocalypse?

How crispy the white people cook them.

[Gravi Girl]

So a friend of mine is setting in the back of the class room with 3 white girls. The 3 girls are talking and he isn't. So the teacher yells at him to stop talking, and he tells her that it wasn't him. He then asked the teacher "Why you aint yellin' at the white girls that WERE talkin'?" And one of the white girls yell "I aint white, im black!" True Story.
*The teacher is black
My friend is Biracial *
*Im Black
And i hope I didn't offend anyone, I just could't think of any jokes, and I thought that this memory was reeaaallly funny, and it wouldn't hurt to share. And im not racist. People are People.

Hey! Im #100 post!