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Anime Fuel Elder
Location: Columbus, Georgia
The Husband Store Funny!!
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six fl oors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So,20a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.< BR>
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes t o the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'< /FONT>
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
i have a big gun....
i took it from my lord.
sick with justice,
i just wanna feel you!
I'M YOUR ANGEL, only a ring away
YOU MAKE ME VIOLATE YOU!, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!.
IT'S. ALL. UP. TO. YOU, no one lives forever
been burn in hell, but only pigs out there.
it's always been hell, from when i was born
THEY MAKE ME VIOLATE THEM!, NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE
get down on your knees, get good head on your shoulders,
it's for you guys, go to the end of the EARTH.
do what you think, GIVE IT WITH DEDICATION!,
i'll put out your misery!!
HAVE NO PRAYER SO, keep the gun with me.
for my safety, i do it with no sweat
THEY MEAN BUSINESS, no time for sissy pig
QUEEN OF OCEAN!, sing "the volga" to you!
NO NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT, you do it or you die!
those aren't tears, don't let him trick on you!
I AM HARD AS STEEL, get out of my way!
PAY BACK ALL AT ONCE!, SUCK AWAY THE TENDER PART!
YOU MADE A MESS!, FOR CHRIST SAKE THIS WROTTEN WORLD!
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!, go with my vision
LIGHT UP THE FIRE!, RIGHT ON THE POWER....
WEAPON I HAVE IT ALL!...
GET DOWN YOUR KNEES!, get a good head on your shoulders,
IT'S FOR YOU GUYS, go to the end of the EARTH.
do what you think, GIVE IT WITH DEDICATION!
I'LL PUT OUT YOUR MISERY!
YOU MADE A MESS!, FOR CHRIST SAKE, this wrotten world!
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!, go with my vision...
LIGHT UP THE FIRE!, RIGHT ON THE POWER!
WEAPON I HAVE IT ALL!....
Anime Fuel Veteran
Location: in my own world
OMG strike i've read this one before XD AHAHAHAHAHA....but i can't stop laughing each time i read it ..thanx for posting man XD
you can't hurt me .....
i'm already dead
Anime Fuel Hero
Location: north of the border.
Analog's underwear are digital. right now they're set to inverse 1 (I think that means they're on my head).
Anime Fuel Elder
that was frakin funny. but the part about the wife store at the end made me laugh harder
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