Murphy's Law of Combat

[Rincewind]

You know many of these are from Call of Duty 4 :P Btw guys read The Art of War by Sun Tzu
heres a link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Tsu

[Klard]

Number 44 is my favorite.

[Shigami]

Murphy's martial arts laws

*The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him

*The referee will always be looking the other way when you score

*You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class

*The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick

*The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques

*If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer

*After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat

*After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night
before your black belt exam

*In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right
next to yours

*No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn

*If you are sick and come to class anyway, you will end up coughing like youa re about to die at least once.

*The better you know someone, the more likely you are to get hurt by them/hurt them.

*When you are wearing the most embarrassing outfit ever, your instructor will see you.

*If you have a crush on someone of the opposite gender in your class, you will injure them.

*If you are a girl, and your hair is in a ponytail, you are very likely to have your hair pulled/yanked/in your face anyway.

*If you are having cramps that day, you will be sparring.