anime jokes

[sparkrose]

make jokes about anime characters from any anime
for example:

hinata is like the village bicycle
everyone gets a ride

chouji so fat the deathstar was like dam!!!!

i was flipping channels and it turned over to naruto
he screamed believe it like he always does
but what he didnt know
was that on the channel before him
they said
yo momma so fat people bang her belly button
i believed it

naruto characters are the easiest for meto make jokes about
btw i love hinata so yea.....

[Ryuuzaki]

"Your mamma's so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it!"

[atomicwarz]

you know what they say about a shinigami with a huge sword... they got alot of 'spirit pressure'

[Koopaking]

It had so much fan service it would make a porn model jealous.

[Vaiyala]

Originally Posted by Ryuuzaki

"Your mamma's so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it!"

Omg, that was great. I need to use that for something... XD

[analogZero]

I had to hunt for most of these ones that I'd seen before. plus I found a couple along the way. I take no credit, but laughing is still permitted!


Why did goku cross the street?
because it was a filler episode.

Zabuza is the most kickass gay guy I have ever seen!
Well, of course he's gay. Think about it:
1) he has no eyebrows
2) he spends most of his time without a shirt
3) he travels with a little boy, calling him his tool to do whatever he wants with
I'm pretty sure I don't need a Sharingan to see what the hell's going on there!


L to light: Hey Kira!
Light: What? aw sh*t

how many episode does it take a saiyan to turn super saiyan ???
answer 5
1 to start saying ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
2 to start the power up
3 to say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! while charging up
4 to finish saying ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! and charging up
5 finally its time to turn into a stupid blond

.:fav:.
Neji can see through trees, but can he see why we love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Neji: Because they are destined too?
No, because they have cinammon sugar swirls in every bite.




read it manga style


and I wasn't going to do another naruto one, but I love sassori's headset. makes me laugh so bad.

[Xunlai]

I wish i had some good ones, i will have to look some up!

[Magicbird]

Q - How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? In Dragon Ball Z?

A - We arn't strong enough to lick this tootsie pop, lets have half of us go and train while the other half trys to lick it, and then after we do lick it, discover that a better tootsie pop is headed straight for earth!

[illuma]

Analog i love the Hinata and Sakura one, mostly because it made fun of Sasuke. I really do hate Sasuke, well him and anyone else that has an S in their first name.

[TheScryer]

Quatre had always wondered where Heero hid his gun between episodes...
So one day the G-Boys are flying in space in they're Gundams.
Quatre pulls Sandrock to a sudden stop. "Hey Heero, is that your gun?" He lifts Sandrocks hand and reaches for it. Heero's eyes widen "Quatre N....!"
Quatre's gundam has dissapeared. Duo blinks "Hey Heero, where did Quatre go?" Heero squeaks out "Don't know, but it's a tight fit..."



If you don't get it I'm sorry. Quatre is currently in Heero's ass pocket, AKA his ass. Heero rendomly pulls bazooka's out of his pants. Just an explanation on where they come from that me and my friends came up with at the lunch table. Good times, now if only I hadn't of graduated.