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Location: Battle tested, Moldavi approved, 100% grade A badass.
An Army Sergeant is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".
Sure enough, two marines walk up.
One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"
So the Sergeant responds, "thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read."
The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"
The Sergeant responds, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they cant hear."
Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside.
Two minutes later the Sergeant walks back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines.
The Sergeant responds, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights."
DEF-CON 1: Open Warfare
Wars Fought For The Order: 8
Woodstock Massacre, Puppy War, Order 66, BDC War, MK War, Vox Populi Skirmish, The IDIOTs, Crimson War
GPA Targets Anarchy'd: 0
WolfPack Targets Anarchy'd: 1
GATO Targets Anarchy'd: 1
BDC Targets Anarchy'd: 0
FAN Targets Anarchy'd: 1
MK Targets Anarchy'd: 1
Athens Targets Anarchy'd: 1
Vox Populi Targets Anarchy'd: 1
IDIOT Targets Anarchy'd: 2
Crimson Empire Targets Anarchy'd: 1
CDT Targets Anarchy'd: 2
Ghost Targets Anarchy'd: 1
TTK Targets Anarchy'd: 1
Targets ZI'd: 3
Nukes eaten: 1
Last edited by Russkie; 07-10-2008 at 09:29 PM..
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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two;One to screw the bulb in and the other to complain that he's not doing it right.
"The wisest men follow their own direction" -Euripides
“Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.”
“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”
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for some reason klard seems to be at the end of alot of post..... no offense
anyways heres a joke
yo momma so stinky
when me and my 10 friends
were banging her last night
she got high on her own dam self
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Location: there are poles and people on them. a firestation!!
A blond, brunet, and red-head are on a road trip together. they need to go to the restroom, so they stop at a local diner. they ask the waitress if there's a bathroom they could use, and the waitress said "ya, sure. but be careful of the mirror in the girls room. if you look into it and tell a truth, you'll get one million dollars. but if you look into it and tell a lie, you'll be sucked into the mirror and lost forever."
So the red-head goes in first, she looks in the mirror and says "I think... im pretty." and she gets one million dollars.
The brunet goes in next and she looks in the mirror and says "I think... im smart." and she gets one million dollars.
Then the blond goes in. She looks in the mirror and says "I think-" and she was sucked into the mirror forever.
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