Jokes

[Koopaking]

Ok there's this tree in the middle of this field. This tree is all alone in the field, no other trees as far as he can see. The tree gets lonely after a while. "I wish I had some other tree friends here... I wish I wasn't so lonely..."

So the tree kills himself.

[partyprobe]

Originally Posted by Koopaking

Ok there's this tree in the middle of this field. This tree is all alone in the field, no other trees as far as he can see. The tree gets lonely after a while. "I wish I had some other tree friends here... I wish I wasn't so lonely..."

So the tree kills himself.

OMG where do you come up with this stuff its so funny

[Gerbil-Man]

ok so Karl Rove started doing stand-up later when he got of th stage i asked him "hey is your act funny?" he replied "i thought so then again im predjiduce"



Chuck Norris can slam a revolving Door

To prove a point Chuck Norris smaoked 30 packs of cigerettes everyday for a month, when he finnaly got cancer he flexed all of his muscles for 30 minuets and was cured, beat that lance armstrong

[animex09]

wanna hear a dirty joke?
the dog fell in the mud. FIN

[deathkeepe]

Two students are doing a report on how high a frog can jump with a certain amount of legs. They grab scissors, measuring stick, a frog, a pencil and paper. They go to they forest and sat the frog down. They said jump frog jump. The frog jumped and they measured 4 feet. They cut off a leg and said jump frog jump. They measured 3 feet. Another leg. 2 feet. Another leg. 1 foot. Another leg. They said jump frog jump. Nothing happened. They tried again. Nothing happened. Then they wrote on the paper "With no legs frog turns deaf". lol send me a message if you liked it

[animex09]

there was a crime in the duckpond so the duck cops where investigating. three duck suspects. cop asks virst ducksuspect "what were you doin saturday night?" duk says "blowing buubles. he askes socond duk "what were you doin saturday night?" duk says "blowing buubles. he askes third duk "what were you doin saturday night, lemme guess, blowing buubles" duk "no, i am buubles"

hope you guys got it

[tripletres]

heres 1
I have CDO. It's like OCD only the letters are in alphabetical order, like they're sopposed to be.

[sousuke]

i kinda forgot the jk so its different from the original
a black goes to his friends house an tells them his baby boy was born
his friend ask how much does he weigh
the father said 15 pounds
friend says wow thats alot
4 days later he went back to his friends house
his friend asked how much does the baby weigh now? the father said 10 pounds
friend says wtf what happened
an the father says i got him circumcised

[monsoon 10]

Chuck Norris said a joke to Chuck Norris once. Chuck Norris didn't laugh because Chuck Norris jokes aren't all that funny.

[sleeper101]

This lady had a Digestive track problem and went to the doctor.The doctor asked what is your daliy routine. The lady said well I get up a 7:00 and make breakfest for my family and at 8:15 I take a crap. Ok th doctor said well lets take a C.A.T scan and see what your problem is. When the doctor came back he said you've got three worms we need to operate. The first worm says here that and the second says ya but are we going to do about it. The third one says i dont know. then the first one says im going to hide behide the heart and the second one says im going to hide behide the liver and the third one says I dont know about you guys but i'm taking the next 8:15 out of here.