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06-08-2008
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Jokes
ok if anyone has any jokes that they think are funny type in here please...
Ok, so there are two guys in a two story bar (who the hell builds a 2 story bar???) than one drinks a shot of tequila than jumps out the window and then runs back up, than the other man asks "woah how did you do that?" the man replied "oh i just drank THIS MAGIC TEQUILA!" "SWEET" so the other man drinks, jumps, than falls to his death than the bartender said to the man " superman your a jerk"
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huh..
Viagra Joke Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
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hehe very nice
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06-09-2008
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A blonde walks into a bar!
Sorry, my friend ALWAYS says that to me. So I guess each time he said it, it erased a joke from my memory. >.<
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06-09-2008
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Ok this is a good one.
A priest, a shaman, and a rabbi walk into a bar. But there's no shaman or rabbi, just a priest. And the priest isn't walking into a bar he's walking into my eighth birthday party. And he's molesting me. And he's not a priest, he's my father. My father molested me at my eighth birthday party.
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06-09-2008
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Wow koopa, that really shouldn't be funny :)
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?". Descartes says, "I think not." and disappears. A man finds a genie who agrees to grant him one wish: Man: I hate airplanes so I wish there was a bridge to Hawaii! Genie: That's quite a wish, and a very difficult one at that... Is there any way you could choose something else? Man: Hmmm... I wish I could understand women! Genie: Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?
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Location: Somewhere...probibly lost in my field of paper flowers!!!
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i not really good at this stuff but here goes...A woman goes to the doctor and says "doc me husband is having a problem keeping it up can you help us?" So the doctor proscribes her some Viagra."Here just slip one in his desert and you should be fine with the results!" so that night she slips one in his cobbler and that night was amazing.So she thinks to herself "If i can get this with one i wonder what i can get with two?" So the next night she slips in two. That night is even better then the night before. So she says to herself,"If i can get this with two, i wonder..." So its been a week sense the doctor has heard from the wife so he decides to call the house.The phone rings for a while then i picked up."Hello can i spake to the woman of the house?" "I'm afraid thats not possible sir."says the voice on the other end. "Well why not?" "Well sir the wife is dead!" So the doctor ask to speak with anyone who might be there "That is quite impossible sir. The daughter is pregnant, the son has a sore ass, the dogs can't walk, and the husband is running around the back yard,stark naked and stiff as a stick yelling "Here kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty!!!"
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i went to the doctor and he touched me end of story
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