Homeless people

[Noodle72]

So, I was walking home from the local ice cream place after a long day of hiking and planting trees in the snow and hail. It had been a harsh day at work, and I wanted something to relax with, so I went for my favorite Cake Batter Ice Cream (why I wanted ice cream after a cold day like that I'll never know). However, as I walked through the plaza back to my pad I saw out of my peripheral shady figures start to appear in the dull evening light. I found myself surrounded all of a sudden by strange looking creatures. The toxic fumes of petrulli filled my nostrils. The way they willingly put on lethal amounts of it boggled my mind. Their incoherent muttering made my heart beat faster. What was it they wanted? Why were they confronting me? As the almost palpable "earthy" stench continued to permeate my senses, my vision started to blur! With my main senses starting to go, and my being tired from work things started to look grim. Sweat started to run down my forehead as I made my stand against the creatures who blocked my passageway to safety. Just as I was about to launch my first of what was going to be a series of dragon kicks, a distinct figure emerged from the mass of stank and shadyness. It was my old nemesis, Old Pirate Hat Guy (He shall be further referred to as OPHG)! I finally realized what they wanted, and what they were here for. As OPHG staggered toward me he started to expel air through his vocal chords in such as way that I was just barely able to understand him. "Can I have a lick of your ice cream?"
I stood there dumbfounded. "No," I said as I pushed my way through them and continued home.

I know what you guys might be thinking: "Oh, that's mean. He's homeless and doesn't have food. He just wanted to survive!"
Well, I've talked to these homeless people. They have made this choice to be homeless in my town at least. Most of them, when asked, will tell me that they are "Urban Campers." They have chosen to be moochers and to be so damn obnoxious. You can't go anywhere downtown without getting asked for change or alcohol or something! It's ridiculous. Most of them are my age too! I've given them numbers to call, and places to go to get jobs. Jobs that will even give them housing and food, and they still won't go for it! So, after all this and a long day of work, they have the audacity to ask me for my pizza slice, or whatever I have? What the hell?!
Besides, it's a misnomer to call them "homeless people." They're hardly people.

[Shigami]

"They're hardly people."
Well,i dont really wanna argue with you but..
Who the hell do you think you are?!
Just because they don't have a home mean's nothing.How would you feel if you were on you're own,without a house,good cloths,or any food.Have you even concidered that they don't want to work because they are embarrased,since they don't have clean cloths,they haven't done bath in weeks.Plus,they are propably un-educated people therefore even if they find a job,it's propably going to be on a stubid company which will make them work for a piece of bread.But i guess it's hard for someone to understand when he lives in US,the land of hamburgers,and rich people.

[Noodle72]

Originally Posted by Shigami

"They're hardly people."
Well,i dont really wanna argue with you but..
Who the hell do you think you are?!
Just because they don't have a home mean's nothing.How would you feel if you were on you're own,without a house,good cloths,or any food.Have you even concidered that they don't want to work because they are embarrased,since they don't have clean cloths,they haven't done bath in weeks.Plus,they are propably un-educated people therefore even if they find a job,it's propably going to be on a stubid company which will make them work for a piece of bread.But i guess it's hard for someone to understand when he lives in US,the land of hamburgers,and rich people.

I think you're forgetting that the homeless folks are also in the US. Also, I'm barely educated and I have a shitty job that I work for so that I can have the house and clothes. I don't just not get a job so that I can smoke pot all day, which really IS what they're doing. I've watched them. Or just getting drunk under the overpasses and passing out in mid-afternoon.

[Sun Tzu]

Originally Posted by Noodle72

I think you're forgetting that the homeless folks are also in the US. Also, I'm barely educated and I have a shitty job that I work for so that I can have the house and clothes. I don't just not get a job so that I can smoke pot all day, which really IS what they're doing. I've watched them. Or just getting drunk under the overpasses and passing out in mid-afternoon.

Hmm, perhaps your right. Homeless people are dirty, drugged out, useless dregs. they dont even deserve the title of person. I think we should start calling every homeless man, women and child, dog. We could refer to them as "Homeless Dogs" has so much better of a ring to it, and it doesn't bring the rest of the race down. But then again it insults the dogs, but who cares.

Perhaps we should create a committee that goes around all day and kicks homeless dogs in the ribs. We could call it Skid, Society for Kicking Inhuman Dogs. We could have a camera crew follow a herd of homeless for about a week. Then at the end of the episode, a group of 5 runs up and kicks every single one of them in the ribs until they die. You show everything that happens on MTV. Man that would bring in so much money, and it would improve the standard for entertainment on MTV. Its a win-win in my book.

[Noodle72]

Geez, people!

There Sun Tzu and I go making things up just to get people to argue with us, and no one wants to play :(

We just wanted to play some Devil's Advocate and see what people would say... Grr...

[Koopaking]

Many people don't realize that hobos are a completely different species from us. They begin live as a pupa inside of a dumpster, and then hatch into the homeless larva and begin their life in the concrete jungle. They are born there and know nothing of homes or money to begin with.

[Ino]

Whenever I see homeless people...I cry..I feel so bad for them..

[Koopaking]

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Perhaps we should create a committee that goes around all day and kicks homeless dogs in the ribs. We could call it Skid, Society for Kicking Inhuman Dogs. We could have a camera crew follow a herd of homeless for about a week. Then at the end of the episode, a group of 5 runs up and kicks every single one of them in the ribs until they die. You show everything that happens on MTV. Man that would bring in so much money, and it would improve the standard for entertainment on MTV. Its a win-win in my book.

Sun Tzu, they already have something similar to that, its called Bumfights. It's so hilarious they get hobos to do outrageous stunts for a couple bucks or a sandwich or something.

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[Noodle72]

Ah man, I hate Bum Fights. I remember hearing about it back in the day (which was a Wednesday). I don't know what it is, but it just makes me feel like... Society sucks, I guess. The fact that something such as that can be successful.

I don't know... Then again, why is it so different than anything else people watch? Things like UFC and all that garbage and almost anything that we view as entertainment that revolves around violence is almost exactly the same as Bum Fights. Think about it, people who do shows or fight for a living, their fighting for a sandwich too, so to speak...

[BlueSano]

*deep breath*
if you ppl think you are differet species that those
"homless dogs" as you called them then try living whith out a home, job, education and let's see what you will do ?? ,, and i know most of them don't want to work or some thing and i think most of them became homless because of their addiction but instead of making a "committe for kicking homless dogs" you should try making a committe to help them to reabelitate them to make a difference not to make matters worse ...
and let me ask you something if you were in thier place wouldn't you do anything for food they probably have zero confidence in their selves so instead of believing in them they get more humiliated ...meh what a bright future we have it's true what they say about mankind they are cruel towards each other more than any other specy on this earth.. i mean we mock each other though someday we could be mocked ... i mean who are you to decide that you are better ... what are your standerds ... on what grounds.. maybe they lived a life fuller than you will ever live just ended up that way.. heck maybe you will end up that way .. so don't judge until you live your life till the end then come and be all high and mighty if you ended up good