W T F (random thread, potentially unsafe)

[fazenda]

A thread for random nonsense.
A random statement is made then people continue a conversation about it(think of the cannibalism thing in the been to hell and back thread)
Remember to keep enough logic in your posts for them to be comprehensable, and thwack killion if he does a post without adding enough content for new posts.(horrible racist or offensive things are allowable in this thread)

so yeah, I was having dinner dinner with Hitler when a waiter spilled juice on him.

[Rock]

Hitler would make her watch how her enite family being choked to death in gass bunker. And then he would smile and probably asked her for a refill on his juice ^_^


Imagine this: One day you wake up and go to city for all sort of stuff you had to do today. When you talk to some people you feel like you know the person for very long time, that u actually know the person. And everything he/she says is just totally natural because you know him/her like lifelong friend. You know what kind of words he/she will use to say what he/she says. And you can almost always guess what is he/she is gonna say next. A newfound power of understanding people and feeling them being really close to you. But for peple who are decievers and con artists you feel like they are empty, full of nothing but anger,hatred,envy and other shit. You feel like you have to kill them, put them out of they're missery. That they deserve to die for wanting to hurt other people, for wanting them to suffer.
So how you go about, when you realise this new power?

[fazenda]

Well first off If I want them dead, and they deserve to die, for them wanting to hurt other people.
I would deserve to die for wanting to kill them.
Then I would want to kill myself for wanting to kill them(assuming the portion of the power making me want to kill people works on me)

I would use the power to get a job buying used cars for people. Use it to tell if the salesman is lying about the condition of the car.

What if you were trapped on a deserted island(10 mile diameter, tropical) what would you do to survive or escape.

[KillionX6]

*thwacks killion just cause faz said to*
that bastard deserved it.

That and I think that killion fellow is related to Hitler.
And honestly if I wanted to kill off a whole race I would do it like the movie 13

have them play Russian roulette with full loaded guns. And have armed guards watching them if they decide to revolt

[fazenda]

So, yesterday I was offered a by a man from down under a Vegemite sandwich, What should I have done?

Originally Posted by Fazenda

*thwack killion if he does a post without adding enough content for new posts

I gave you proper warning

[ebin-san]

you were offered a what, from a man under a vegemite sandwhich?


oh no, its the zombie apocolypse!! what is your plan of action??

[KillionX6]

Wait a second I had content that time.

But I do love the picture *steals*

[fazenda]

The plan is to observe the zombies to find their attributes.

first can they see me, and hunt by sight.

can they hear me, and hunt by sound

can they smell me, oh my god, they can, *Hides in a shed.*

[ebin-san]

okay, first plan of action:
we have to go around and steal the noses of every zombie (that has one)

then well go live here:

the ultimate zombie protection unit!

then we call in Frank West, freelance photographer! ;)

[KillionX6]

Only thing you forgot is a route of escape in case they surround us.
We run out of food and can't open the doors to leave or we die.

Unless it is in the middle of no where and chances of zombies mass there are slim.
just a few hill Billy zombie stragglers