Twisted Wishes

[archangle]

I wish for a wallet that never ran out of money but i took it when i terminated you

i wish i was a "know it all"

[RetroRob70]

but you end up knowing TOOOOOO much and you have an aneurism

i wish that the 3x3 eyes ovas turned into a series

[Crymson]

they did, but you hated them.

I wish there were more hours in a day, so I could watch more anime

[RetroRob70]

ther were but you watched so much that you ended up hating anime

i wish that axe really worked like the ads say it will

[archangle]

I wish there were more hours in a day, so I could watch more anime but can't watch animes since u died a very horrible death by ur own hands

we both did it together so here goes:

they do but u are so weak that u can't pick the axe up

i wish the judgement day was 2 hrs from now

[Crymson]

it is, but you got caught in a time loop that prevented you from ever getting there.

I wish for a shelby mustang.

[archangle]

but since i am not a genie i cannot grant u that wish

i wish that women rule the world with men as servent

[RetroRob70]

it is but your not going to heaven.....i really feel bad about that one but its just a game

i wish i stoped getting boogers in my nose

[archangle]

but u find out that without those boogers u get a nose cancer

i wish that God make us into machines and not into humans

PS: all things i say are not intended to hurt anyone...all of them are for joking purposes

[RetroRob70]

he did but the battlestar galactica came and nuked us all

i wish i could turn into a wolf on command