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Old 08-23-2009   #21
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Question: "Why didn't you answer your phone."
Lame Excuse: ".....I was in the bathroom."

That is the lamest excuse I ever heard
Haha, I use this excuse just about everyday.

This one works if you have a lazy teacher.
My <insert animal/relative> died.
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Question: Why did you fall asleep at work?
Answer: I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan(SLEEP) XD
I think I'm gonna like this one. xD
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hahah good one bobcat, thats the best for being asleep

i also like the glorious, "dont look at me!"
that one has helped many a time!!
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"Boss I have a hangover that could kill a water buffalo..."

"Well Tony what are you going to to do about it?"

"GOING TO OCTOBER FEST BITCH!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Boss I have a hangover that could kill a water buffalo..."

"Well Tony what are you going to to do about it?"

"GOING TO OCTOBER FEST BITCH!!!!!!!!!!"

Never works.....
hmmm i like it, maybe lose the bitch part and you will be golden!!!
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hmmm i like it, maybe lose the bitch part and you will be golden!!!
No because that is how the story goes....man he is an idiot..
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"JOHNSON!!!, why are you late for work????"

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"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB?!"

"Sir please keep quiet, this is how i think, now give me a little longer until i think of a solution to this problem!"

unbelievable thing is that this worked!! hahaha
thats awesome!
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