A Game Vacation

[Silverleon]

This is a little game i just thought of, where you take a place/are from any game and make it sound like a vacation spot.
But make it sound as if it was real, don't put stuff like
"Mushroom kingdom, where the prinsess peach and Mario live" Try not to mention characters and enemies, maybe give hints that might point out about characters, but that's it. And remember to put what game is it from at the end.
Here's an example i just though of:

Welcome to Groznyj Grad, a beautifull vacating spot and perfect if you're looking for something more "Natural" . The locals here are a bit hostile, just stay out of their sight and there won't be any trouble ;). Groznyj Grad has a great variety of delicious food, or if you're felling a bit more with your wild side you can try their variety of "snake" based dishes.
So if you're feeling adventurous and want an experience like never before, visit Groznyj Grad, you won't regret it.
From:Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake eater

[quietchat]

Welcome to Dondongo Caverns, the hottest place in all of Hyrule!!

You'll enjoy the freshest meals, straight from the walls of the cave, into the lava and into your plate! Grab a bomb bag, wooden sheild and some rock candy from our gift shops! Take a survival trip and try to live against the flame shooting dodongoes, the lizard warriors from deep underground and the powerful bomb flowers! And if you survive that, you'll get to go toe to toe with King Dodongo!!! Live and you become a brother of the gorons and live in fame!


Goron Travel Inteprises is not responsible for the following: Heat Exaustion, Persperation, Dehydration, Falling into lava, being blown up, being eaten, set on fire, scammed by deku salesman, fear, crushed, attacked by bats, pains from physical efforts, trauma from falls, spider attacks, annoying fairies, green kids in tights, magical stones that make you a target of Gannondorf, broken bones caused by goron hugs/pats on the shoulder, or broken teeth. Please have a physical examination before attempting the survival trip, or attempting to walk into the caverns. Results may vary.


Dodongo Caverns,
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[SmokedBoo]

Originally Posted by quietchat

Welcome to Dondongo Caverns, the hottest place in all of Hyrule!!

You'll enjoy the freshest meals, straight from the walls of the cave, into the lava and into your plate! Grab a bomb bag, wooden sheild and some rock candy from our gift shops! Take a survival trip and try to live against the flame shooting dodongoes, the lizard warriors from deep underground and the powerful bomb flowers! And if you survive that, you'll get to go toe to toe with King Dodongo!!! Live and you become a brother of the gorons and live in fame!


Goron Travel Inteprises is not responsible for the following: Heat Exaustion, Persperation, Dehydration, Falling into lava, being blown up, being eaten, set on fire, scammed by deku salesman, fear, crushed, attacked by bats, pains from physical efforts, trauma from falls, spider attacks, annoying fairies, green kids in tights, magical stones that make you a target of Gannondorf, broken bones caused by goron hugs/pats on the shoulder, or broken teeth. Please have a physical examination before attempting the survival trip, or attempting to walk into the caverns. Results may vary.


Dodongo Caverns,
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

I ROFL'd. And I'm upset. you stole my idea. >.>


Tired of being the hero? Tired of all those princess' that need saving? Look no further! Take a well needed vacation here at the Death Mountain Hot Springs(don't let the name scare you).

Water. That’s what attracts people to Hot Springs.
People have used the hot springs here for centuries to treat illnesses and to relax. Both rich and poor came for the baths, and to have a nice chat with the inhabitants. The springs are unaltered in any way and are open for public use. The mountain itself is a sight and the locals are very welcoming and proud to give you a run down of the all that they have to offer. The village below the mountain, Kakariko, has a lot of history behind it as well as Death Mountain itself. The villagers would be most helpful in showing you around and giving you a brief history of the place.Also offered are counseling and healing form the local Shaman, tours of the mines, and Sumo wrestling matches. We do hope you enjoy your stay here on Death Mountain!


What they don't tell you: Occasional rock slides and eruptions. Sumo wrestling is not recommended to most visitors. Kakariko is a constant battle for any villain wanting a piece of the legendary hero.