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3 | 18.75% |
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5 | 31.25% |
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5 | 31.25% |
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6 | 37.50% |
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7 | 43.75% |
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12-16-2009
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 The Peace-Keeper
Location: In a box, with some socks, that guys mom just got some botox.
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I logged on to AF, it was full of retards, I've been infected.
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12-16-2009
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Location: Michigan
Age: 22
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A woman is speeding on her way to work. She gets pulled over by a cop who was hiding behind a billboard. The officer asks, "where are you going in such a hurry?" and the woman replies "im late for work, you see im a rectum stretcher." The cop whos baffled by the reply asks "whats a rectum stretcher?" and the woman replies "well first i stick in one finger and loosen up the asshole, then i work in 2 then 3 then 4 until finally i can fit my fist in there. Then i continue to work it open until i can fit both my hands in to stretch it till its about six feet tall." Completely stunned the officer asks "what in the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" to which the woman replied "give him a radar gun and park him behind a billboard!"
Traffic Ticket:$20 Calling a cop and asshole: Priceless
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whats the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stops at 3 hos
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whats the difference between tiger woods and santa?
santa stops at three hos
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i love all types of jokes ! my fave one was posted here one time ... it went something like this ...
-a plane was losing altitude so the pilot told the passengers "we may be able to make a safe landing if we lighten the load ... we'll have to get rid of some people . shall we do this alphabetically ? do we have any African Americans on board ?" no one raised their hand . "ok , any blacks ?" again , no one . "what about Colored people ?" silence . a young boy in the back looked at his father and asked "aren't we all three ?" the father calmly replied , "no son . today we're Negros . let the Mexicans go first " i think that's so funnie ! (and yes ... I’m black) |
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