wayyy too racist for u!!

[salmeria]

ok...There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is..

An old man asks a blond:
- If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
- If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
sorry if i offended anyone..^^

[animex09]

Originally Posted by salmeria

ok...There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is..

An old man asks a blond:
- If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
- If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
sorry if i offended anyone..^^

lol, those were funny

quit apoligizing ppl, ive already put a warning so ppl that get offended dont come in, just chilax

[Holly-Sama]

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest penis," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest penis."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

[Rock]

funny topic..oke her's one from me..even tho it migt be nothing to deal with racism.

what's the difference between aborigine female and female athlete?
the aborigine females are cunning runts
but female athletes are running cunts
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oh another one:

what's the difference between bicycle and a nigger?
neither works without a chain:P
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[Mugen]

Can I throw in a quote? "I'm blackinese!" - Rush Hour

[badluckcat]

Why do black people only have nightmares?
CUZ WE SHOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A DREAM!

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

How can you tell a black person is lying?
His lips are moving.

What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
They both don't work and always take your money.

[Dolly]

1.What does every black joke start with?
<Looks over his shoulder>
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2. What do you say to a floating TV at night?
Drop it, nigger.

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3. 3 guys are on a boat. A cuban, a mexican, and an american. They're all chilling out and the cuban guy lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard.

The others ask "What did you do that for?"

The cuban responds: "We have too much in my country."

So, the mexican pulls out some tequila, takes a sip, then throws it overbard.

The others ask: "What did you do that for?"

The mexican responds: "We have too much in my country."

They go on for a while, and finally the cuban speaks out, talking to the american says: "Well, don't you have something that's abundant in your country?"

The american man says "...Yes."

"Well, then throw it over!" the cuban exclaimed.

The american then throws the mexican overboard.

[badluckcat]

There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your gradma. Hey gradma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers.

[salmeria]

How do you save a nigger from drowning?
You take your foot of his head!
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There are four people from different countries on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
- There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
- There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
- There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
- There are too much Mexicans in my country.

[Felix42]

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
"He is so cute! Does he speak?" asks the white guy.
"I don’t know, I just bought him" says the parrot.