who has worse luck than me?

[silkshadow]

drinking just makes it worse so i just throw it all away and go day by day but i do have some serious trust issues with girls now.

[1,000,000]

I had the great misfortune to be a F***up. Top that?

[Sun Tzu]

couple years ago in my junior year I went to a debate convention, had a good time, but every night theres a dance. At the dance a girl came up to talk to me, dont remember her name she only said it once.

Leaning in real close she whispered into my ear "im such a slut", grabbed my pants and we preceded to dance. Had I been more experianced this would have sent of alarm bells, I would have just backed away and ran out of the dance, however I decided to run with it.

To make a long story short, I followed her out of the dance, walked around for an hour then took her into a back alley. She then told me she "had a boyfriend" and walked away leaving me to crawl into bed with a terrible case of blue balls.

[Crubion]

so she has a bf... you could be her sancho lol =D

[1ninja1]

A few years back, I buy these really expensive concert tickets for a date. The night before the concert, I go to a bachelor party with some friends and hang out til 3:00a.m. Knowing I had to be at work by 7am. I get off of work and decide I'm going to take a short nap before the concert. (I had about 4 hours before the show) When I wake up, I look at the clock, and it's 3:00a.m. again. I never get to the concert, and this woman is truly pissed at me. It was supposed to be our first date, and she was so mad, that she never gave me another chance.

[Missing]

I joined the military as infantry beat that ;) lol