How do asian parents name their kids?
A: They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
How do you blindfold a chink?
A: With dental floss
How did the white mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.
What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill?
A: A mud slide
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A: A white girls ass!
How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike?
A: They're both white and chunky
Why are black people so strong?
A: TV's are getting heavier.
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn't open on the holidays.
What do you call four niggers in a car?
A: Tinted windows
What do you call a nigger with an afro?
A: A microphone
Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
A: Cause being white is bad enough
Why are niggers so fast?
A: All the slow ones are in jail.
Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales?
A: To get their shit back.
Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Someone dropped a quarter.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
A: He saw a bucket of chicken.
How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?
A: When your computere is upgraded, homework is done, and the chink is still trying to back out of the yard.
A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says"I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's notcreative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
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