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Nigga jokes
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a black woman to shit?
9 months.

- Did you hear about the black man who went to college?
- No.
- Neither did I!

-Black person A and Black person B are both pushed out of an office building. Which one hits the ground first?
- I dunno
- It don't matter, they're black!

Jew Jokes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One don't scream in the oven.

How d'ya fit 100 Jews in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ash tray.

What sucks the most about being a Black Jew?
You gotta sit in the back of the oven.