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St peter is standing at the gates of heaven as he does every day when a small baby comes up. "Aw little baby little baby!" st peter cries "Your so cute, how can you be dead? what happened?"

"Well." says the baby "My mummy was cutting the chicken and i pulled on her trousers and she dropped the knife and i...i died." he sniffs.

"aw little baby little baby dont worry here are some wings, you can be one of my cherubs!" so the baby flies off all happy, he's a cherub.

The next day another baby comes to the gates of heaven "Aw little baby little baby!" st peter cries "Your so cute, how can you be dead? what happened?"

"Well daddy was driving the car and he crashed and i...i died!" the baby sniffed.

"aw little baby little baby dont worry here are some wings, you can be one of my cherubs!" so the baby flies off all happy, he's a cherub.

Then the next day a little black baby comes to the gates of heaven "Aw little black baby little black baby what happened?" st peter cries.

"Well i was cruising in da hood when some gangstas come and shot ma head" the little black baby sniffs.

"Aw little black baby little black baby, here have some wings!" cries st peter. "You can be a bat."