Originally Posted by Dolly
3. 3 guys are on a boat. A cuban, a mexican, and an american. They're all chilling out and the cuban guy lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard.
The others ask "What did you do that for?"
The cuban responds: "We have too much in my country."
So, the mexican pulls out some tequila, takes a sip, then throws it overbard.
The others ask: "What did you do that for?"
The mexican responds: "We have too much in my country."
They go on for a while, and finally the cuban speaks out, talking to the american says: "Well, don't you have something that's abundant in your country?"
The american man says "...Yes."
"Well, then throw it over!" the cuban exclaimed.
The american then throws the mexican overboard.
Its similar to the joke I am posting lol
An Emarati, a Syrian, and an Indian are on board a plane that is about to fall, so the captain says that every passenger must throw something even if it is really small. The Syrian throws his watch and says: We have many watches in Syria. Then the Emarati throws the Indian and says we have many Indians in the Emirates.
I heard this joke from a stand up comedian:
In America the cab drivers are from the middle east, so the Americans must be driving somewhere.