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Originally Posted by Dolly
3. 3 guys are on a boat. A cuban, a mexican, and an american. They're all chilling out and the cuban guy lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard.
The others ask "What did you do that for?"
The cuban responds: "We have too much in my country."
So, the mexican pulls out some tequila, takes a sip, then throws it overbard.
The others ask: "What did you do that for?"
The mexican responds: "We have too much in my country."
They go on for a while, and finally the cuban speaks out, talking to the american says: "Well, don't you have something that's abundant in your country?"
The american man says "...Yes."
"Well, then throw it over!" the cuban exclaimed.
The american then throws the mexican overboard.
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Its similar to the joke I am posting lol
An Emarati, a Syrian, and an Indian are on board a plane that is about to fall, so the captain says that every passenger must throw something even if it is really small. The Syrian throws his watch and says: We have many watches in Syria. Then the Emarati throws the Indian and says we have many Indians in the Emirates.
I heard this joke from a stand up comedian:
In America the cab drivers are from the middle east, so the Americans must be driving somewhere.