[Russkie]

Are we supposed to copy it and fill it in ourselves?

If so:

001. Real name → Bite me
002. Nickname → Screw you
003. Status → Pissed off
004. Zodiac sign → Dont know, dont care
005. Male or female →
006. Elementary →
007. Middle School →
008. High School →
009. Smart → I doubt it
010. Hair color → splonge
011. Long or short → sideways
012. Loud or Quiet → Piano
013. Sweats or Jeans → Pants
014. Phone or Camera → Gun
015. Health freak → ask my doctor
016. Drink or Smoke? → Only when I'm on fire.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Sure, I like to crush people all the time.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → When I got shived
024. First best friend → Mr. Bubbles
025. First award → Nobel Peace Prize
026. First crush → A bug
027. First pet → Hell Hound
028. First big vacation →
030. First big birthday → I was grown... in a test tube.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating – Food
050. Drinking → Liquid
052. I'm about to → Kill you
053. Listening to → You scream
054. Plans for today → Eating large amoounts of stuff
055. Waiting for → Jesus

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Not really
059. Want to get married? → Probably not
060. Careers in mind → Hired Gun

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → *Skips the entire damn section*
070. Shorter or taller? →
072. Romantic or spontaneous →
073. Nice stomach or nice arms →
074. Sensitive or loud →
075. Hook-up or relationship →
077. Trouble maker or hesitant →

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Mhmm
081. Ran away from home → Whats a home?
084. Broken someones heart → More than once
085. Been arrested → All the time
087. Cried when someone died → Dont you mean laughed?

DO YOU BELIEVE:
089. Yourself → Pfft, that guy still owes me money
090. Miracles →
091. Love at first sight → No
092. Heaven → Yes
093. Santa clause → Note to self: Kill Santa
094. Sex on the first date → *Flips you the bird*
095. Kiss on the first date → *Flips you the other bird*

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → NO
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → NO
099. Do you believe in God → YES
100. Post as 100 truths and tag → I HATE YOU ALL