[Corwin]

Now to be honest, this is something from a while back, when I was living in Virginia, probably between 6 and 8 years ago, it was a news report I saw one day, I always wanted to find the audio and maybe video clip for it, but I have no idea where to look, I thought I'd share it w/ you all so you can find the same enjoyment in it that I did, and who knows, maybe someone can figure out where to get the clip. Now this news was reported on a channel that I don't remember, so don't bother asking, it was about a college basketball star who had supposedly been kidnapped for ransom, I don't remember if that was ultimately discovered to be the truth, but during the investigation this occurred:

Some time after the player's disappearance was discovered, they found his vehicle in a parking structure(all in VA if I remember correctly), while the forensic team and police officers investigated the scene, one cocky, but apparently stupid officer was given or chose to take upon himself, the duty of speaking w/ the press who had gathered around the vehicle. And he said, and this is a direct quote, "We believe he went missing sometime before or after we found his vehicle." end quote.


It had to be the most hilarious thing I had ever heard on the news, we were still laughing about it after the player was found and weeks past it, it's one of those things you remember years later and get a chuckle from it, it was just priceless which is why I wish I could find the audio or video clip of it, so that I can replay that moment whenever I need a good laugh. Hope you all found that as funny as I did, and as amusing as the press did when they were all struck speechless due to his verbal blunder.