The government has already mastered the fields of Space Travel, Time Travel, Memory Modification, Alien Communication, and they already have come up with a cheap, non-polluting, renewable power source 100x more powerful than oil.
They just keep all of this to themselves though.
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Zombies have appeared!
You take action: >Fetch Musket
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Dramatic Wind!
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