I house on a perfect hill in the middle of a large field... Surrounded by trees on the hill, but the top where the house is, is bare.
And the bare area has crops growing, a wind farm, a water collection system, several high watch towers and a solar array to collect sunlight for energy...
And under the house is a massive bunker, filled with all the amenities you could need to live the rest of your days in comfort, as well as an extensive armory.
My perfect house... To ride out the zombie apocalypse.
No joke. I'm am for serious.