new joke
there are three guys on a deserted island.
a man comes with a helicopter, saying that he can only take one of them. so he has a contest.
"each of you go into the woods and find 3 fruits. the one who can shove all 3 up his ass without laughing or crying gets off the island."
the first man comes back with apples, shoves one up his ass, and cries. the second man comes back with cheries and starts laughing.
"why are you laughing?" asks the man with the helicopter.
"because the third man has pineapples."
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