[Bobadoe]

Originally Posted by starscream

A man walks into a pharmacy and ask's an employee where the tampons are located. He says his wife sent him to pick them up for her.

The employee sys,"Isle 5 sir"
The man says thank you and walks away and later returns with a bag of cotton balls and some string.
The employee ask him,"I thought you were looking for tampons?"
The man says,"Well I sent my wife out to buy me cigarettes and she came back with a bag of tobacco and some rolling papers. She said it would be cheaper for me to roll my own cigarettes. So I figure she can roll her own tampons."

Epic Zing.