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Originally Posted by kitty-kat
i usually answer as follows "City Morg! You stab 'um we slab 'um! Will this be for pick or delivery?Also i need a number of body and the condition if you wouldn't mind!" this usually make them silent and answer "Wrong number!" and hang up it also works well on those pesky bill collectors too.
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My dad told me about that one before yet, I've haven't used it yet. hmmm.
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Originally Posted by starscream
One time when they called I told them I was a crime scene worker investigating a murder and thanked them for identifying the body.
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I should think about using that sometime thx starscream.
As for me I just start first talking then yelling random German or Japanese. (I only know a few words so It's mostly randomness. hahahaha) sometimes I just start yelling then my mom comes in the room and asks " Lemme guess, telemarketer right?"