How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off of it's head.
Not particularly racist, but it IS offensive :D
Death be not proud. Though some call thee mighty and dreadful, thou art not so.
"I wish I could live in a place where doughnuts and Ramen noodles and giant cups of Coke Zero ran rampantly. But I want them all to be doing unlawful crap just so I have a reason to eat them! :D"