-whats the difference between a black man and a trampoline?
you have to take your shoes off to jump on one of them!
a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were walking in the desert
blonde and the red-head looked over at the brunette and asked, "why do you have that bottle of water?
-"so when i get thirsty i can drink it"
the brunette and the blonde look over at the red-head and asked, "how come you have that loaf of bread?"
-"so when i get hungry i can eat it"
then finally the brunette and the red-head look over at the blonde and asked, "why are you carrying that car door?"
-"so when i get hot i can roll down the window"
Theres a reason to why this happened, just give me some time to figure it the f*** out!