This is the worst. Anyone who knows me well enough is aware that Billy Mays is probably the closest thing I had to a hero in my life. Now he's dead. The light has gone out of my life. What's going to happen now? Is Vince going to take over as the crazy infomercial guy? HE WILL NEVER FILL BILLY'S PLACE IN MY HEART.
I AM POSTING THIS IN CAPS TO YELL IN HONOUR OF BILLY MAYS, THE GREATEST SALESMAN THAT EVER LIVED.
Goodnight sweet Billy
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