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Originally Posted by shadow16
If Vodka Was Water And I Was Duck I'd Swim To The Bottom And Never Come Up But Vodkas Not Water And I'm Not A Duck So Swim So Slide Me A Bottle And Shut The Fuck Up
Sex Is Like Air Its Not Really That Important Until Ur Not Getting Any
Sex Is Like Math Add The Bed Subtract The Clothes Divide The Legs And Pray To God You Don't Multiply
Your 90% Of The Reason I Get Up In The Mourning They Other 10% Is Because I Have To Pee
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lol @ these especially the first and last ones
i was kidnapped once, the kidnappers sent a piece of my finger to my family. they said they wanted more proof