[shadow16]

If Vodka Was Water And I Was Duck I'd Swim To The Bottom And Never Come Up But Vodkas Not Water And I'm Not A Duck So Swim So Slide Me A Bottle And Shut The Fuck Up

Sex Is Like Air Its Not Really That Important Until Ur Not Getting Any

Sex Is Like Math Add The Bed Subtract The Clothes Divide The Legs And Pray To God You Don't Multiply

Your 90% Of The Reason I Get Up In The Mourning They Other 10% Is Because I Have To Pee