I'm assuming football refers to the lame american type.
Is it really much of a sport if you need a break after every 15 second play? If contact and power is what you crave then you're watching the wrong sport. watch rugby, and you'll realize why football players have been known to study ballet.
Basketball ftw by default. football's a joke.
Analog's underwear are digital. right now they're set to inverse 1 (I think that means they're on my head).