Ninjas win because there ritual suicide beats going down with the ship any day. A pirate could'nt kill himself with a frizbee hes simply dose not have the pain tolerence that a ninja has. plus pirates are all cowards anyway thats why there pirates, they could'nt man up to the consequences of his or her actions, Thus the loud and obnoxious behavior, inside each pirate is a sad little girl who just wants her mommy. inside a ninja is DEATH incarnate!
If a Tree falls in the forest and hits a mime.......Dose anyone really care?