Sports is an abomination of an activity!! We humans are lazy and if given the chance, every single one of us would rather live a very easy, spoiled lazy existence then work work work work and then work. Sports is just a way for us to share in our misery of existence with others and should be permanently banned from this planet. Also, we should live on floating wheel chairs that take us everywhere and have our meals, entertainment and pleasure all given to us from robots so we can get all fat and lazy. I mean think about it, when it gets to that point people will be to lazy to be bad and evil!! It would solve world crime completely cause we would be to lazy to care and all our needs are taken care of. Sports?? Pppiisshhaaa!!!! I'd rather sodomize myself then do any useful activity.
The winner of the May Sig Contest, Spirit!!