[Iamerror]

Hello my name is Iamerror. I will tell you the story of how i found these wonderful forums. I was born a poor brazillian baby. By the age of 2 my mother had died of spontaneous dental hydroplosion and my father had left to persue his career as a Professional Ostrich wrangler, so i was left on my own. My childhood was hard, harder than most i would say. When i was 7 i became interested in finding my own life. I had to make a hard choice to leave the village, but it had to be done.

So that was it i set sailed to find my true own life. For over 9000 days and night i fought hot, dry summers and cold harsh winters. On, what i thought was another normal day, i decided to set sail for the forrest of fellatio. Big mistake, i began wondering and wondering for hours until i ran into a goomba.I asked the goomba for directions, big mistake seeing how all the goombas do is walk in one direction. Well following his directions i ended up in the lylat system. I ran into this weird talking fox who could fly special made ships named fox mccloud. I hitched a ride on his ship and landed on neptune. Little did i know it was about to be destroyed. i ran into one of the kings top ranking advisors named Bananamus Prime who i asked to take me to his overseer. When i arrived i was alerted of this grave danger by non other than Koopaking. Before departing i asked him a place i could seek refuge and and told him of the life i threw away. He told me of this place and the new life waiting. So i went back home. The end?

this has nothing to do with how i found this place. he just mentioned it to me while at the planetarium