Last Thing You Heard
 

Okay so this thread is were you post the last thing you over heard from a conversation/on the radio/on the TV/ETC

I shall start

Mom's friend: "I once knew a kid in highschool, His name was Quintin also. Oh yeah and my very first Cabbage patch kid, his name was Quintin."

Mom: "That plant over there was murdered"

Me: O_o; (Who was sitting in the living room while mom and her friend were in the front hall) "Who's getting murdered?"

My mom: I meant the plant died.

Friend: dude check this out im killing enemies 8 lvls higher than me. *turns from screen*
Me: oh really?
Friend: yeah!
Me: cause it looks to me like your dead.
Friend: what? *turns back to screen* Dammit!
Me: epic fail.

Cousin: (who just came over for the holidays yesterday) "wow that kids a good kisser"
Me: "you were outside for 10 minutes, what the hell are you talking about?"
Cousin: well i ran into a kid...
Me: (talking as she goes on) thats a new record for ya, actually im not surprised one bit
Cousin:(stops herself from continuing on about this "handsome guy")...wait what?
Me: Swish (and i get up and leave)

(I often wonder how im related to these people, i mean i know im a goofy kid but it really makes me wonder)

friend: shut up asshole
Me: hey im ordained now your talking to a holy man
friend: .................forgive me father for i have sinned

Song lyric: I day I fell in love
My cellphone suddenly goes off and its the Zelda theme for when Link finds something.

bout time i set this record straight
all the needle nose punching is making me irate
sick of my bitching faling on deaf ears
where you gonna be in the next 5 years

"You owe me 20 bucks"
"Take 100$..."

Holy shit!!! Punching ghosts!!!!

ive got these gifts for you, there up in my bum

I heard this song last:

"Monster by Meg and Dia"

His little whispers.
Love Me. Love Me.
That's all I ask for.
Love Me. Love Me.
He battered his tiny fists to feel something.
Wondered what it's like to touch and feel something.
Monster.
How should I feel?
Creatures lie here.
Looking through the window...
That night he caged her.
Bruised and broke her.
He struggled closer.
Then he stole her.
Violet wrists and then her ankles.
Silent Pain.
Then he slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams.
Monster.
How should I feel?
Creatures lie here.
Looking through the windows.
I will.
Hear their voices.
I'm a glass child.
I am Hannah's regrets.
Monster.
How should I feel?
Turn the sheets down.
Murder ears with pillow lace.
There's bath tubs.
Full of glow flies.
Bathe in kerosene.
Their words tattoed in his veins, yeah.