jokes
 

put your fave jokes here
my fave:

there is a young girl that goes to her mother and asks her her age.
the mother then says: "you should not say that to a women."
the little girl then goes to her freinds house and asks her what to do.
her friend says to look at her drivers liscence.
"its like a report card for parents, it says everything about them."
later that evening, the little girl says to her mother: "mommy, i know that you are 42 years old."
the mother than says: "how did you figure that out?"
"and i know that you lived in toronto before."
"oh, really?"
the little girl then says: "and i know why you and daddy got a divorce."
the mom replies with a shocked face: "how?"
"because you got an "F" in sex"

A man walks into a pharmacy and ask's an employee where the tampons are located. He says his wife sent him to pick them up for her.

The employee sys,"Isle 5 sir"
The man says thank you and walks away and later returns with a bag of cotton balls and some string.
The employee ask him,"I thought you were looking for tampons?"
The man says,"Well I sent my wife out to buy me cigarettes and she came back with a bag of tobacco and some rolling papers. She said it would be cheaper for me to roll my own cigarettes. So I figure she can roll her own tampons."

Epic Zing.

A seal walks into a club...

How do you kill a blonde.


Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

short, sweet, and to the point, loved it! hahahaha
and to those who say its in poor taste are crazy, cause it didnt actually happen.....yet!

Clubby? NOOOOO!!!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/149398

haha nice one

new joke
 

there are three guys on a deserted island.
a man comes with a helicopter, saying that he can only take one of them. so he has a contest.
"each of you go into the woods and find 3 fruits. the one who can shove all 3 up his ass without laughing or crying gets off the island."
the first man comes back with apples, shoves one up his ass, and cries. the second man comes back with cheries and starts laughing.
"why are you laughing?" asks the man with the helicopter.
"because the third man has pineapples."