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Vakarak 12-22-2008 04:06 AM

First Time
 
plz read full. It's not what you think
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Ryuuzaki 12-22-2008 04:09 AM

ROFLMAO! OMG this is so awesome. Made me laugh. xD

animex09 12-22-2008 04:12 AM

Ahahahahahahaha this one was good, I'm going to send it to my friends

suigintou 12-22-2008 04:16 AM

Sex vs. tooth pulling...gee, I dunno which way I'd swing there.

Interesting post.

Vakarak 12-22-2008 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by animex09 (Post 128956)
Ahahahahahahaha this one was good, I'm going to send it to my friends

-snaps fingers- that's how i got it.... friends i was cleaning out my chain~mail and it was there staring me in the face

atomsk 12-22-2008 04:28 AM

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/o.../4997993_1.jpg

xXWENWENXx 12-22-2008 04:36 AM

ROFL. This is funny.

analogZero 12-22-2008 05:20 AM

nice, I wish I was pulling teeth right now.

am0184 12-22-2008 05:22 AM

XD! Do i need to say anything else?

peanup 12-22-2008 07:00 AM

Haha. That's hilarious! I was like D: most of the way through it. xD

@atomsk -- that picture cracked me up! It goes so well with this.


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