Sentence game!

[SmokedBoo]

Yes, yes I know there are different sentence games but, of course, this one is different. I'm sure you all know how the sentence game goes. The rules are simple:
1) Four words per post (i.e., Hello there my name...). We are making a sentence, or series of sentences, with several posts.
2) If you feel you are at the end of a sentence put a period or something other; or you feel the need to be grammatical, put a comma where you think it should be. This also means you can place one word in your post, put a period after it , and then start a new sentence. It still can only be four words. But lets try to keep the run-ons at a minimum, okay?
3) You can not post twice in a row! If in twelve hours someone hasn't posted after you then, and only then, are you allowed to post again.
4) No obscene language. I mean like curse words. (i.e., f*** that! F*** you)
5) No smilies. 'Nough said.
6) Contractions count as two words. (i.e., can't- can not; won't-will not; get the picture?)

Remember to have fun and enjoy yourself! Okay, I'll start:

Once there was a

[Nightmare]

dog who farted alot

[SmokedBoo]

because he ate beans.

[Nightmare]

The cat stole them

[Anime_Dude]

and threw them to

[Nightmare]

The wale who then

[SmokedBoo]

spit them at Nightmare

[Nightmare]

and got killed because

[SmokedBoo]

Nightmare did not appreciate

[Nightmare]

Being spit on by

[Vakarak]

the big bloated mushroom

>btw this thread is called "three word story" but it seems our dear friend here has expanded it to four<

[SmokedBoo]

that smelled of rotten

[Nightmare]

Dog attacked the cow.
Vakarak already bot us away from the whale BTw

[SmokedBoo]

When all of a

Nightmare your part makes no sense at all...

[Nightmare]

Dose so.
sudden Dick Channy arrived,

[SmokedBoo]

and fired his gun

Does not...

[Nightmare]

and hit the dog,

[SmokedBoo]

who had just gotten

[Lince]

a diamond-encrusted collar

[Nightmare]

with a slice of.

[SmokedBoo]

pizza covered in sauce

[Nightmare]

then Zim came and

[SmokedBoo]

told Gir to devour

[Lince]

the puppy's rotting corpse.

[SmokedBoo]

"Ewwww!" exclaimed Zim. Then

[Ryuuzaki]

He kicked said corpse-

btw, this should be in club spam and probably closed because we have the thread Atomsk mentioned (Three Word Story)

[SmokedBoo]

which made a sickening

[Ryuuzaki]

Squishing noise that caused-

[Levin]

-my head to explode,

[Ryuuzaki]

Which then created a-

[Vakarak]

hairy black space dog

[leerock89]

leerock moves the thread

[Russkie]

Because people were stupid

[Vakarak]

to post in Off

[saprintha]

topic because they did

[Russkie]

Crack cocane with a

[xJumpJetx]

chocolate on top of

[SmokedBoo]

a black rubber duck.

[ExRhapsody]

Doing cocaine will make

[fazenda]

you think you can

[ricecake]

fly like superman in

[ExRhapsody]

a low-budget film

[xJumpJetx]

directed by the most

[atomsk]

idiodic, greedy, and glotonus

[Vakarak]

giant one eyed toad

[SmokedBoo]

with a croak so

[Vakarak]

loud. Smokedboo feeds it

[Lince]

boots to the head.

[atomsk]

which make it very

[Vakarak]

attracted towards atomsk's butt

[tenten24]

however, it took a liking to

[Lince]

little boys. Then Tenten

[SmokedBoo]

, having had enough of

[Lince]

words in her post,

[SmokedBoo]

pointedly decided that if

[Vakarak]

SmokedBoo was steamed enough

[Lince]

she would kick him

[Vakarak]

square in the ass

[tenten24]

(lol.... wtf guys...) just too see how far up in the air he could go...

[Lince]

Tenten followed the rules,

[Vakarak]

~AHEM~ this is the story so far:- maybe we should start over now? And tenten follow the rules plz >.>
Once there was a dog who farted alot because he ate beans. The cat stole them and threw them to The wale who then spit them at Nightmare and got killed because Nightmare did not appreciate Being spit on by the big bloated mushroom that smelled of rotten Dog attacked the cow. When all of a sudden Dick Channy arrived, and fired his gun and hit the dog, who had just gotten a diamond-encrusted collar with a slice of. pizza covered in sauce then Zim came and told Gir to devour the puppy's rotting corpse. "Ewwww!" exclaimed Zim. Then He kicked said corpse- which made a sickening Squishing noise that caused- -my head to explode, Which then created a- hairy black space dog leerock moves the thread Because people were stupid to post in Off topic because they did Crack cocane with a chocolate on top of a black rubber duck. Doing cocaine will make you think you can fly like superman in a low-budget film directed by the most idiodic, greedy, and glotonus giant one eyed toad with a croak so loud. Smokedboo feeds it boots to the head. which make it very attracted towards atomsk's butt however, it took a liking to little boys. Then Tenten , having had enough of words in her post, pointedly decided that if SmokedBoo was steamed enough she would kick him square in the ass (lol.... wtf guys...) just too see how far up in the air he could go... Tenten followed the rules,

Hilary kicked the loud...

[Lince]

floccinaucinihilipilificatious hobo in the

[Vakarak]

jaw. Sending him spiraling

[paramore]

into the dark abyss.

[Champbryce]

Where there was cookies

[SmokedBoo]

and apples that were

[sleeper101]

that were bigger than

[Lince]

Sylvester Stallone's massive biceps

[atomsk]

, and then there was

[Vakarak]

a tiny intellectual fishie

[acelomado]

trying to conquerer a mermaid
http://www.animefuel.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=1256&pictureid=13954

[SmokedBoo]

with the help of

[coconikki]

spiderman!!!

[SmokedBoo]

Who, with his web

coconikki, you have post four words. Not just one.

[coconikki]

Oh sorry!! DX
And his sidekick Gir!!!

[hyoyeon]

who has cat ears xD

[SmokedBoo]

Mary Jane, who upon

[coconikki]

Is ugly as hell!!

[Jikan]

ran around cars with

[wi_sam]

panties , sandals and cowboy hat

[coconikki]

while eating giant cookies

[wi_sam]

and bananna flavoured soda

[coconikki]

and running around yelling

[wi_sam]

oh help me !! ahhh

[SmokedBoo]

somebody really needs a

[Jikan]

bath because they smell

[Vakarak]

a lot like jikan

[SmokedBoo]

who coincidentally also has

[wi_sam]

AIDS that he had

[shadowmaks]

gotten for winning seven

[SmokedBoo]

pennies that would allow

[coconikki]

pennies that would allow grapes