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Stray_Pube
12-06-2008, 04:10 PM
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! (I dont say happy holidays, its stupid. And this is coming from an Athiest).
*sits in a large chair* Come sit and Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas (if you celebrate it, if not then you can still sya what you want for a gift =^-^=)
jyuukai
12-06-2008, 04:15 PM
Wow Stray I didn't think you were this nice...or do you have an ulterior motive?
Well anyway for X-Mas I want to hop on a plane and leave my country I also want it to sink with all it's inhabitants just like Atlantis ^^
Vakarak
12-06-2008, 04:18 PM
I see through your plot stray but thankfully i have an ass plate xP
leerock89
12-06-2008, 04:19 PM
I want the world please....on a silver platter. Oh and all the cheese in the world.
fejknick
12-06-2008, 04:21 PM
Well, i want christmas to be changed to Buddhamas.
If you don't get it then...Well, then I'm thankful for my ass-plate as Vakarak said. ^^
wi_sam
12-06-2008, 04:25 PM
i want a monkey and a ps3 . plz G,G
AngelKit
12-06-2008, 04:40 PM
Ummm I want a laptop
Stray_Pube
12-06-2008, 04:41 PM
Yeah, believe it or not, but I am nice, I just act stupid. And no, this is no pedophile gig.
Anyways, you must be good to get your presents. *gives Lee and Jyuu their gifts* Because their staff. =p And Vak, heres yours *throws a bag o' coal at him* Merry Christmas! *gives Sam a monkey and a PS3* =^-^= *gives Kit a laptop*
jyuukai
12-06-2008, 04:45 PM
Yay I got the destruction of a country! Maybe I'll start a World War next...?
Vakarak
12-06-2008, 04:50 PM
YAY coal i can finally run my train now (>I_I)> cho cho
fejknick
12-06-2008, 04:51 PM
Yeah, believe it or not, but I am nice, I just act stupid. And no, this is no pedophile gig.
Anyways, you must be good to get your presents. *gives Lee and Jyuu their gifts* Because their staff. =p And Vak, heres yours *throws a bag o' coal at him* Merry Christmas! *gives Sam a monkey and a PS3* =^-^= *gives Kit a laptop*
THEN MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE DAMMIT!
: ((((
Stray_Pube
12-06-2008, 04:56 PM
Merry Buddamas! Granted Fej.
fejknick
12-06-2008, 04:56 PM
Merry Buddamas! Granted Fej.
That just made my day.
Waste
12-06-2008, 05:36 PM
oo oo
I want a Pony
and a barbie dream house
ichigogirl
12-06-2008, 08:52 PM
for Christmas I want My very own Santa XD lol
Stray_Pube
12-06-2008, 08:53 PM
*throws a pony and a Barbie dream house at Waste* Merry Buddamas!
And you already have your Santa Ichi. ;)
ichigogirl
12-06-2008, 09:01 PM
XD LOL ya I would say that I do.
Vakarak
12-06-2008, 10:29 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/31/633610114727692342-halloween.jpg
fejknick
12-06-2008, 10:31 PM
This is how i want my santa to deliver the packages to the kids.
http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bad_santa.jpg
xXWENWENXx
12-07-2008, 02:31 AM
I want a undefeatable army to take over the world.
If not, i want someone to teach me the pro skills on ds so that i can finish my game.
Other than that, i want a r4 for my ds.
I want 1 million dollars
72 Dewent color pencil set
A mansion
A shop full of Moring Glory Plushies
A puppy
I think im writing too much so i will stop here.
coconikki
12-07-2008, 02:42 AM
i wanna a snowboard
and a panda and a wolf that goes awooo!!!
and for all my wishes o come true
DocHack
12-07-2008, 08:19 AM
I wish for the army of the dead, so I can rule the world >:)
other then that I want a pet lion so I can ride it around
kylie323
12-07-2008, 01:16 PM
hehehe i u no wat i want u sidkick hehehe my laptop n net bk
animegurl7
12-07-2008, 01:28 PM
i want better guns so i can kill my enemies. just like ichi i want my very own santa that gives me warm hugs. a evil monkey that's only nice to me and my friends and i want bombs so i can blow up china.
Stray_Pube
12-07-2008, 03:13 PM
Wow... this is a lot of requests. But unfortunately, Im not going to let people take over the world with unstoppable legions of the undead or whatever (because thats naughty). But everyone else, yeah. *throws everyone their gifts, a pet lion for Doc, and evil monkey to Animegurl, and a panda and wolf Coco. Kylie your wish has always been granted.)
Valor
12-07-2008, 03:23 PM
O:
I would like a magical kitten please, with a jingly bell and everything!
^_^
atomsk
12-07-2008, 03:27 PM
i want a barreta fifty and a vulcan minigun and maybee an m72?<i forget its name> gernade launcher
kitty-kat
12-07-2008, 03:29 PM
I want sk castrated...>.>
Stray_Pube
12-07-2008, 03:32 PM
Granted Kitty ;)
kitty-kat
12-07-2008, 03:33 PM
thnx *hugs and kiss cheek*
Axe Man
12-07-2008, 05:35 PM
I want an alienware M-17 laptop and for you to STFU with this santa stray LOL jk jk
jyuukai
12-07-2008, 09:40 PM
I also want a Conig to make me a new scythe as my last one got stained by too much blood... but I was killing bad people (yeah right) so that makes me nice!
lee matsu
12-08-2008, 12:51 AM
...................nadathing..........
Unknown
12-08-2008, 02:31 AM
I want... your love.
animegurl7
12-08-2008, 02:38 AM
i also want a lot of hugs =]
meraychan
12-08-2008, 02:41 AM
i want to be immortal...make me a vampire...^^
strike7785
12-08-2008, 01:01 PM
I just want to take over the world n be done with it
Axe Man
12-08-2008, 05:44 PM
I just want to take over the world n be done with it
Yes let's stop the sharades it's gonna turn out like the eventually anyway lol
soulten
12-08-2008, 11:03 PM
I just want to take over the world and be done with it.
I want money, plain and simple $200.
rosalie<3
12-08-2008, 11:07 PM
I'm new to this whole thing v.v
so maybe i'll soon learn to like this place >_>
Stray_Pube
12-08-2008, 11:55 PM
Ok, too much here...
*throws an M-17 laptop at Axe, gives Jyuu a new sythe (have fun), gives Matsu a big bag of nothing, too bad Unkown my love belongs to someone else, gives animegurl a big bag of infinite hugs, turns Meray into a vampire, youre a Soldier Strike youre already doing that lol, throws 20000 pennies at Soul XD, kicks Rosalie out of the thread* Merry Buddamas!
fejknick
12-08-2008, 11:56 PM
Ok, too much here...
*throws an M-17 laptop at Axe, gives Jyuu a new sythe (have fun), gives Matsu a big bag of nothing, too bad Unkown my love belongs to someone else, gives animegurl a big bag of infinite hugs, turns Meray into a vampire, youre a Soldier Strike youre already doing that lol, throws 20000 pennies at Soul XD, kicks Rosalie out of the thread* Merry Buddamas!
You're soooo getting rep for that last line my friend. :D
EDIT: As soon as i can give you again. :D
Stray_Pube
12-14-2008, 07:29 PM
I want a new GPS system and rockets for my sleigh!!! Oh wait, Im Santa! *gives self GPS and rockets*
Lince
12-14-2008, 07:32 PM
Santa's a pedophile. He sneaks into houses, bribes little kids with candy and presents to sit on his lap, and calls them hoes. It's soo sad. T.T
I want an anti-santa security system!
Russkie
12-14-2008, 07:56 PM
Russkie needs a new gun. I was thinking of something along the lines of a "HK MSG-90". Dont bother to gift wrap it though, I'll probably be using it the moment I get it. No need to waste my time unwraping it.
Mugen
12-14-2008, 09:17 PM
You'll get a run-of-the-mill Muzzle loader and like it.
Nightmare
12-14-2008, 09:21 PM
I would like you to get the feds off my back.
Wait this is the first I'm hearing of this!
I don't tell you every thing I do.
Well then start talking!
no.
carolyn07
12-16-2008, 01:28 PM
...i want my dream guy!,.
can i have it for christmas?,.
hahaha!,.♥
jyuukai
12-16-2008, 02:16 PM
yay, me gets a new scythe
:kawaii:
~relo
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