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Lince
11-28-2008, 07:33 PM
This is a game I thought of off the top of my head.
You name two or more things, anything at all, and add or subtract them. The next person who posts has to give the solution.
Example:
I would say maybe "A giant truck+A squirrel=", then the next person would put maybe "A dead, flattened squirrel" and give another addition or subtraction problem.
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A turkey+Intelligence= ???

Vakarak
11-28-2008, 07:40 PM
Sarah Palin

A sponge+ a pineapple=???

Anime_Dude
11-28-2008, 07:41 PM
spongebob

me + u=????

Orangeii
11-28-2008, 07:43 PM
The Sahara Desert

lollipop + a man=

quietchat
11-28-2008, 07:44 PM
A quick turn off

Hand + a tool =

Ryuuzaki
11-28-2008, 07:45 PM
FAP FAP FAP.

A camera + party =

Lince
11-28-2008, 07:47 PM
A great potential internet meme.

Coke+mentos+a bird= ??

Anime_Dude
11-28-2008, 07:48 PM
explosion!!

girl + Ryu=???

Ryuuzaki
11-28-2008, 07:50 PM
Sexy fun time.

Ken + yaoi =

Orangeii
11-28-2008, 07:52 PM
Rehab.

a man + ryuuzaki=

quietchat
11-28-2008, 07:54 PM
Ariya and kitty's wet dream

Thunder + Monty Python

Ryuuzaki
11-28-2008, 08:07 PM
Run away!

Quietchat + Ryuu =

Orangeii
11-28-2008, 08:14 PM
a warm bed ;D

milk + cookies=

Ryuuzaki
11-28-2008, 08:15 PM
Yum~!

Soft pillow + soft bed =

Orangeii
11-28-2008, 08:31 PM
santa and ryuu

a box + a person=

Ryuuzaki
11-28-2008, 08:38 PM
Hobo-sexual.

Skirt + hot Asian guy =

Lince
11-29-2008, 12:09 AM
A "hot" Asian cross dresser.

Elvis Presley - Coolness=

xXWENWENXx
11-29-2008, 12:14 AM
A old man with hair

christamas-money=

fazenda
11-29-2008, 12:14 AM
quietchat's apearence

pool + trampoline + morons =

xXWENWENXx
11-29-2008, 12:16 AM
Night clubs

Math+English=

fazenda
11-29-2008, 12:24 AM
my homework

jackass DVD + ropes wing + 10 idiots and a jew

xXWENWENXx
11-29-2008, 12:26 AM
A group of reblious angel.

Wires+Converse-Laces=

analogZero
11-29-2008, 12:41 AM
makeshift footware

a stuffed buffalo + a 9 iron=

fazenda
11-29-2008, 12:45 AM
the beginning of a fun story

catapult + football helmet + the friend you don't like =

Lince
11-29-2008, 02:51 AM
Something to launch at other people you don't like.

President Bush+Missiles+the Middle East=

fazenda
11-29-2008, 02:56 AM
a slim chance of escape

mouse trap + rubberband + sleeping roommate =

xXWENWENXx
11-29-2008, 03:39 AM
A trapped companion

Mirror+Bear-Light=

analogZero
11-29-2008, 04:17 PM
bad bear hair day

angel-halo+semi automatic=

fazenda
11-29-2008, 06:00 PM
chuck norris

military grade weapons + an empty school - ammunition =

Anime_Dude
11-29-2008, 06:10 PM
terrorists!

Monkey + pie - a gun=?

fazenda
11-29-2008, 06:14 PM
a bad movie

satin + Sarah Palin + an argument =

Ryuuzaki
11-29-2008, 06:38 PM
Horrible sex.

Mugen + Ryuu =

Orangeii
11-29-2008, 06:40 PM
Stray's dream

ryuu + quiet

Ryuuzaki
11-29-2008, 06:44 PM
*MOAN!!*

Ryuu + photobucket =

giovanni r
11-29-2008, 06:48 PM
monkey entertainment

stanmarsh+ poetry=

Anime_Dude
11-29-2008, 06:48 PM
online porn

ryu + orangeii + Anime_Dude= ? ::D:

Ryuuzaki
11-29-2008, 06:49 PM
Sexy fun time.
Gio + a computer =

Orangeii
11-29-2008, 06:53 PM
stray capture

mugen-ryuu=

giovanni r
11-29-2008, 06:54 PM
a big mistake!!!

barney in jock strap+a tellytubby

Anime_Dude
11-29-2008, 06:56 PM
ryu's favorite show lol

gio + ice cream truck + candy= ?

giovanni r
11-29-2008, 06:58 PM
poor sad excuse for fun

mmm ryuu an d stanmarsh???

Orangeii
11-29-2008, 07:00 PM
gio's jealousy

anime_dude + ryuu + gio

giovanni r
11-29-2008, 07:03 PM
gio's dream come true*lies*

pussycat dolls+ daycare=

Vakarak
11-29-2008, 07:28 PM
boob crazed young children

godzilla+ DAH HULK

giovanni r
11-29-2008, 07:30 PM
monster smackdown

ryuu+ girls bathroom=

fazenda
11-29-2008, 09:08 PM
hospital trip

snake + sleeping person

Vakarak
11-29-2008, 09:12 PM
some awesome footage for youtube

gio + 3years of puberty=???

LilLocs
11-29-2008, 09:14 PM
Gio x3P

Mouse+ coffee=?

Tythus
11-29-2008, 09:22 PM
A heart attack mouse
Zero + C.C =???

Orangeii
11-29-2008, 09:24 PM
Economy went bad

tiger - a rat=

LilLocs
11-29-2008, 09:27 PM
tiger eats rat

coke+desk=?

analogZero
11-29-2008, 10:03 PM
in school advertising at it's most despicable.

sulphuric acid + pink elephant - potato sandwich =

LilLocs
11-29-2008, 10:18 PM
A gray elephant

Robitussin- tylenol + lamp oil=

analogZero
11-29-2008, 11:37 PM
a smooth drink

wine+olive juice= (please let someone know the actual answer to this)

xXWENWENXx
11-30-2008, 08:50 AM
alcohol

Candle-Wax=

fejknick
11-30-2008, 01:25 PM
Ear-fudge.

A cat * A Wii = ??

Lince
12-01-2008, 04:13 PM
A virtual cat (a Miiow?)

A snow storm*Hell=

fejknick
12-01-2008, 05:12 PM
Earth
Pokémon + dragon ball + final fantasy + humans = ?

Anime_Dude
12-01-2008, 05:15 PM
a bad anime put together

TV + Monkies - cars=??

fejknick
12-01-2008, 05:17 PM
Big brother.

House + grass = ?

Lince
12-02-2008, 02:03 AM
A tent

Meatballs-meat= (please don't just say balls ;p)

fejknick
12-02-2008, 02:17 AM
Air

Lighter - fire = ?

Lince
12-02-2008, 02:21 AM
A very small gas tank

Spoon+fork+knife-spork=

fejknick
12-02-2008, 02:30 AM
Knife

Te + coffee + milk - air = ?

animex09
12-02-2008, 02:33 AM
hyper bomb
Christmas tree+monkey+Santa=

fejknick
12-02-2008, 02:36 AM
An american christ mass

Fuel + engine * air - iron = ?

animex09
12-02-2008, 02:37 AM
flying gas tank
animefuel-demon fox+Obama

fejknick
12-02-2008, 02:39 AM
Some kind of illuminati kind of movement anime place.

Obama + car * hilltop + god

analogZero
12-02-2008, 05:55 AM
the coolest car jump you've ever seen!

5+altitude=

LilLocs
12-02-2008, 06:45 AM
Distance
Hot + medicine=

fejknick
12-02-2008, 06:51 AM
Alcohol.

Dragon ball + Coding + metal - Son goku = ?

analogZero
12-03-2008, 05:31 AM
meta coolers abound, with no one to stop them!

Helicopter + flock of seagulls (the band, or an actual flock of seagulls. You're call) =

Unknown
12-03-2008, 06:35 AM
Rain of blood.

Person - social life + anime DVD's and character figurines =

fazenda
12-03-2008, 06:40 AM
anime fuels main population

angle - innocence + drinking problem

atomsk
12-03-2008, 06:43 AM
lucifer <me>

bush (prez or plant) + ultimate universe control pwrz =

xXWENWENXx
12-03-2008, 06:46 AM
My Extreme Friend

Cock+Rooster=

fejknick
12-03-2008, 12:25 PM
Pain

Paper + water - tree ?

analogZero
12-04-2008, 02:15 AM
pulp

wheels + people - legs

fejknick
12-04-2008, 02:26 AM
Wall-e.
Math+Physics+Chemistry = ?

animex09
12-04-2008, 02:34 AM
brain fries
computer+24 hours+loose pants=

fejknick
12-04-2008, 03:07 AM
Dirty thought.
Anime - story

leerock89
12-04-2008, 03:13 AM
a cold stare

cheese + scissors

fejknick
12-04-2008, 03:26 AM
Cheese-sticks.
Cat + dog?

leerock89
12-04-2008, 03:30 AM
My aunt whom I hate

cell phone/technology

fejknick
12-04-2008, 03:37 AM
Morse code.
Human - religion

leerock89
12-04-2008, 03:42 AM
BEST THING EVER

cherry + popping

fejknick
12-04-2008, 03:44 AM
Im not gonna type that. ._.

UFO - Unidentified ?

leerock89
12-04-2008, 03:45 AM
OMG you know my secret

lights - chemistry

fejknick
12-04-2008, 03:49 AM
Lights? Chemistry has nothing to do with electricity? Or are we talking about the fibers and metal engineering?
Okey then: darkness.

Help - injury?

xXWENWENXx
12-04-2008, 07:18 AM
Stuck...

Coke-Sweet+Particles=

fejknick
12-04-2008, 07:19 AM
Coffee
Naruto + Ichigo + Luffy = ?

Lince
12-04-2008, 09:13 PM
A crowd of scary cosplaying fanboys.

Popcorn-Photosynthesis=

analogZero
12-04-2008, 09:45 PM
ah, my popcorn's lacking in chlorophyll!

up + down + up + down + left + right + left + right + B + A + start =

xXWENWENXx
12-06-2008, 12:35 AM
A messed up game of nintodo ds

Candycanes-The bent+Rainbow

animex09
12-06-2008, 12:38 AM
the gay stick
girl+pole-music=

LilLocs
12-06-2008, 12:45 AM
Dead or Alive

Wii + dragon + printer+

xXWENWENXx
12-06-2008, 02:14 AM
Printed Fantasy

Me+World Destruction

LilLocs
12-06-2008, 02:17 AM
A new President errr. Prime minister

paper + algerbra - Teacher=

Lince
12-06-2008, 02:20 AM
Something to start fires with.

Everyone here-Anime=

LilLocs
12-06-2008, 02:21 AM
Fuel

Rat + PSP=

analogZero
12-06-2008, 06:30 AM
boring game

Rat + PCP =

Lince
12-07-2008, 04:01 PM
Really fun to watch.

President Bush*Coolness=

kitty-kat
12-07-2008, 04:05 PM
Hell freezing over

Obama + economy=

Orangeii
12-07-2008, 04:15 PM
boom.

terrorist + obama=

kitty-kat
12-07-2008, 04:19 PM
US being concord

PB&J + babies =

Vakarak
12-07-2008, 10:06 PM
http://www.eightfor83.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/baby_sandwich.jpg

-Intelligence+Vakarak =???

atomsk
12-07-2008, 10:42 PM
syntax error
1/0=?

Nightmare
12-07-2008, 10:46 PM
universe exploding
henti+close=

Vakarak
12-19-2008, 06:47 PM
http://www.animefuel.com/forum/albums/thumbnails/2/1a6b102e4889ae447687af61db8652c1_2702.gif?dl=12147 62961

Bahamuth + Godzilla= ????

analogZero
12-19-2008, 10:54 PM
get the cameras rolling!

chili + enema =

giovanni r
01-01-2009, 08:14 PM
I have no clue

Um girly girl+ goth chic=

fazenda
01-01-2009, 08:31 PM
my sisters

boredom + rifle + apple =

zanjii
01-04-2009, 07:59 AM
your shooting a rifle while eating a apple which is boring as hell lol

fazenda
01-04-2009, 07:41 PM
... you seem to have missed the point of this thread so i will post another simple math problem

coke(soda) + mentos + teachers car =

giovanni r
01-04-2009, 08:00 PM
the ultiment prank

ummmmm.... stippers + daycare center=???

fazenda
01-04-2009, 09:27 PM
the reason your child giggles when they hear the phrase "got milk"

tall building + hang glider + fireworks =

cutieB
01-04-2009, 09:39 PM
hang gliding with boosters

popcorn+spoiled milk+fireworks=

fazenda
01-04-2009, 09:45 PM
a need for a prank target

raft + sleeping roommate + camera + beer(these kinds of things just need beer) =

wi_sam
01-04-2009, 09:52 PM
heheee -evil smile cheek to cheek -
cats playtime + human hand + rozer sharp claws =

cutieB
01-04-2009, 10:05 PM
somebodys hand missing

evil smile+sleeping roommate+salt+syrup=

animegurl7
01-04-2009, 10:11 PM
a fun sticky night *dork grin*
lotion + a computer=

wi_sam
01-04-2009, 10:12 PM
sheesh easy there !!
me + alot of me + world =

cutieB
01-04-2009, 10:14 PM
yur king of yur world hahaha

moon+cheese+soap=

fazenda
01-04-2009, 10:16 PM
crazy guy walking down the street

sleeping can on edge of window + amp speakers =

cutieB
01-04-2009, 10:18 PM
party going on and someone falling out of a window

cat+dog+a computer+trashcan=

animegurl7
01-04-2009, 10:21 PM
drunk ppl
hot guys+ chocolate=


*perverted grin*

shadowmaks
01-04-2009, 10:29 PM
Look down your pants.

You+your clone=

fazenda
01-04-2009, 10:35 PM
the final way of showing someone just how much they hate themselves

ramp + bike + easily manipulated friend with access to fireworks =

cutieB
01-04-2009, 11:08 PM
A nice long trip to the hospital

chocolate+chicken+a truck driver+a black dog=

analogZero
01-06-2009, 05:29 PM
a trucker and his dog eating the most wholesome meal of their lives.

porno - hands =

wi_sam
01-07-2009, 01:18 AM
dont get me started .
simpsons + free time =

xXWENWENXx
01-07-2009, 06:00 AM
Pure boredom...XP

Boredom+Me+Entertainment

cutieB
01-07-2009, 10:41 PM
yu not bored anymore

chicken+chocolate+smores+children=

wi_sam
01-07-2009, 10:46 PM
hell
eating + eating + eating + you're alone =

cutieB
01-07-2009, 10:56 PM
depression plus getting fat

dragon+mulan+china=

wi_sam
01-08-2009, 12:28 AM
a great kingdom hearts stage
boredom+alon+wild music =

animegurl7
01-08-2009, 01:24 AM
embarrassing dance partay
me+hot guys covered in chocolate=

analogZero
01-08-2009, 02:00 AM
me wondering how I got covered in chocolate

video camera + kangaroo + boxing gloves =

xXWENWENXx
01-08-2009, 04:40 AM
Sawaga Ryohei

Cold+Hot-Lights=

analogZero
01-09-2009, 12:11 AM
me going to bed every night

rotary phone + doctor octopus + pink =

wi_sam
04-23-2009, 05:58 PM
you need help

eye patch + monkey * donkey + thong =

Airikan
04-24-2009, 01:26 AM
Something creepy.

You + life=

wi_sam
04-24-2009, 02:12 AM
suicide

Doritos + movies =

Abarai
04-24-2009, 07:36 AM
A great time!

the sea + some beer + and friends =

Rimos
04-24-2009, 08:14 AM
a multicolored soap bulbble

a banana + cow

carolyn07
04-24-2009, 04:19 PM
...banana milk?.,(is there something like that?,.hahaha!,.)

pillow + marshmallow?,.♥

analogZero
04-27-2009, 03:15 PM
the crossing between this world and the dream world.

hot peppers + nose + finger =

monster111
04-27-2009, 03:19 PM
lots of pain

school + you

SmokedBoo
04-27-2009, 03:22 PM
= academic probation (kidding)

Me + You =

wi_sam
04-27-2009, 04:33 PM
lots of licking and salavia.

cam + Stripers + hotdogs + mayones =

analogZero
05-01-2009, 07:23 AM
guaranteed feral disease.

mice + (pants < socks) + tight belt + horrible person - your conscious awareness =

wi_sam
05-02-2009, 10:53 PM
the horrible person is forcing Minimouse and Mikimouse to do BAD things to each other, really bad things ;)

(ME + a Death Note) * pickleful world =

-.Shiki.-
05-02-2009, 11:13 PM
Lots and lots of dead pickles..

You + Invisibility cloak

Memorix
05-02-2009, 11:19 PM
Super Awesome " Secret " Mission

Gay Elf + Starscream =

wi_sam
05-02-2009, 11:40 PM
lol..... some hot sex, I guess

(Hippopotamous * monkey) + dotted thong + a bannana =

Memorix
05-02-2009, 11:47 PM
OMFG!

Hot anime chick - clothes + pillow =

wi_sam
05-03-2009, 12:15 AM
Insomnia

(McDonalds + Burger King - pickles ) + apple pies =

Memorix
05-03-2009, 12:26 AM
OBESEITY!!!

Wings + fat man + cake - icing =

cutieB
05-03-2009, 12:41 AM
Now angry fat man

Apple pie+ice cream-you=

wi_sam
05-03-2009, 12:45 AM
Deathday party ^o^

Lips + poison + sexiness =

SmokedBoo
05-03-2009, 01:12 AM
= Poison Ivy
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Underwaterbliss/Xmen/Poison%20Ivy/378px-Poison_Ivy_023.jpg

Batman + T.V.'s Adam West + Eggroll =

wi_sam
05-03-2009, 01:46 AM
A shitty version of Batman

[ ( Man + Machine + Animal ) * DNA manipulation ] - morality =

analogZero
05-03-2009, 06:17 AM
July 07, 2018 (I can hardly wait to see if my prediction comes true).

pool + children - questioning where your glass of water came from = ...

tripletres
05-03-2009, 12:49 PM
bad taste and full stupidity

trampolene-net+high velocity wind+edge of cliff=

Memorix
05-03-2009, 10:48 PM
Your own fail filled demise

Black People + KFC going bankrupt =

wi_sam
05-03-2009, 11:18 PM
Pitchforks up our asses, doug.

[ ( pokemon + digmon ) - tamers ] + animals =

Memorix
05-04-2009, 12:52 AM
imbreed animals

Penguins + guns + ability to enter any continet =

wi_sam
05-04-2009, 01:06 AM
World domination !!

kids + pets - parental authority =

Memorix
05-04-2009, 01:46 AM
Large amounts of fecale matter and food spread through the house

Chubby guy + access to a really big doughnut factory=