View Full Version : Stupid questions and even more stupid answers
11-26-2008, 01:54 PM
If a thread this kind already exists, sorry for the trouble. Really, sorry.
You make up a question. Then the next person answers it. The thing is that the answer must not be related to common sense whatsoever. When answering the question, you must be creative. The stupider the better, it may in fact lead to some interesting stuff.
Q: Can you play football on the bottom of the Pacific ocean?
A: The popcorn would be too salty.
Or something like that. We start:
Q: When you loose your memory, where does it go?
11-26-2008, 02:11 PM
A:Ur moms house
Q:Is santa clause a panda?
11-26-2008, 02:27 PM
Q: In the end, does it matter?
A: If the panda is there, the strawberries taste good.
11-26-2008, 05:18 PM
A: If it does matter I would love me some french fries.
Q: What's the meaning of life?
11-26-2008, 05:22 PM
A: To drink milk... thats what my mom said anyways.
Q: If you do LSD, what kind of math is best to do?
11-26-2008, 05:51 PM
A:Long Sticky Donkeys.
Q: Why is the Earth not flat?
11-26-2008, 06:19 PM
A: Because the moon is round like a square...
Q: Why is manga/anime so damn good?
11-26-2008, 06:34 PM
A: Because paper tastes delicious.. sometimes.
Q: Where oh where has my little dog gone?
11-26-2008, 06:37 PM
A: The sun just went into orbit with the moon. It might be there. :O
Q: Is milk bad for the brain?
11-26-2008, 06:41 PM
A: only if its inserted though the nose
Q: how many white guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11-26-2008, 06:41 PM
A: A lot if they are 3 months old.
Q: Can I have a cookie?
11-26-2008, 06:43 PM
A: no because I already answered the other question before you
-repeats question from last post-
11-26-2008, 06:54 PM
It would take the same amount of yetis.
Q: Why do some girls burn?
11-26-2008, 06:56 PM
A: Because CLAMP wants them too look feisty.
Q: My cat just threw up, will you eat it?
11-26-2008, 07:18 PM
Only if pizza is/was involved
Q: Why did the chickeen cross the road?
11-26-2008, 07:40 PM
A: Because of the fire inside the tent.
Q: Why does feet smell?
11-26-2008, 07:43 PM
because i dipped them in acid. Lots of bananas
Q: Why is the sky red?
11-26-2008, 07:45 PM
A: Because you should be running from the fire.
Q: Why is the moon blue?
11-27-2008, 12:50 AM
A:cuz it's not made of green cheese.
Q: Have you ever seen an eclipse?
11-27-2008, 01:37 AM
A:i thought i did then i went blind
Q:Where does the road end?
11-27-2008, 01:49 AM
Wherever i blow it up::D:
Would cow patties and bean dip taste alright?
11-27-2008, 01:50 AM
to get laid
where is your face?
11-27-2008, 01:56 AM
It's in the last place I left it
are we there yet?
11-27-2008, 02:00 AM
bout two planets away
How high is far?
11-27-2008, 02:14 AM
about...this low ___________________
what do you call a donkey wearing a suit?
11-27-2008, 02:21 AM
a republican ::D:
What would gothic people do w/o Jack Skelington?
11-27-2008, 02:38 AM
yo, andy! where's the party!?
ps. democrats are the donkeys, republicans are the elephants. I still laughed though.
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