Writing Game

[Koopaking]

Ok here's how it works, I'll start off by writing a scenario, and giving some choices at the end. Next person, choose one of the choices, and write another scenario, ending it with another set of choices, and it continues.
(I got bored.)

You are at home. It's dark and rainy outside. You're sitting in your living room with the lights off brooding, because you like the dark, and you like to brood. Suddenly the phone rings. You answer the phone.

-"What? Who is this?"
-"GOOGA GOOGA GOOGA GOOGA"
-"Huh?"
-"GOOLAGOOLAGOOLA"
-"Who the hell is this?"
-"SAVE YOUR PETS BECAUSE I'M COMIN AND I'MMA KEEEEL YOU!!!!"
<click>

You put down the phone, confused. Suddenly, there's a loud thud from the garage. You open the garage door, and see your dog lying there, with its skull bashed in, blood everywhere. You get nervous, and race back in, locking the door. As you go back to sit in the living room and brood, you see a silhouette of a person in the kitchen. You hide around the corner, and see your weapon cabinet.

Do you:

Grab your pistol and investigate?
Grab your battle axe and investigate?
Sit down where you are and continue to brood?
Grab the phone and call your buddy over to help you investigate?
Walk into the kitchen unarmed?
Dance Party?

[Mugen]

You suddenly realize that you have the Ultimate Swinging 60's album on pause on the stereo system. You leap across the the couch and hit the play button with too much force, not only that, but you damage the pause/stop button. You spot the silhouette making peculiar movements. You stand up straight, then build up the courage to go and investigate, on the way to the door that leads outside, you spot the baseball bat stained with blood.

Do you:

Wipe the blood off the baseball bat and put it safely away in the storage room?
Take the baseball bat and practise swinging it?
Kick open your front door to scare the stranger lurking?
Opening the door slightly to see who the mysterious being is?
Open the door with the bat in your hand and ask the stranger what it's doing?

[Anime_Dude]

You kick the front door open.Suddenly a monkey jumps out of nowhere.You swing your bat and send him flying.He hits two houses as he falls down. You do the happy dance. You turn around and see the silhouette coming to the front door. You see a car parked out side next to a Horse

Do you:

Get away in the horse
Go check if the keys are in the ignition
Screw it u run away
Dance like a Ballerena

[analogZero]

You and the horse jump in the car and hotwire it. 'let's blow this popsicle stand!' the horse says in a low, deep voice and eyes faintly squiting. As you hit the gas, the house explodes in an over the top manner with clouds of flame bursting out the top and debri flying everywhere like a swarm of locusts. Your tires screech as you fishtail out into the street.

do you:

stop to make sure the intruder has perished in the flames?
gun it to the nearest mcD's for a shake?
tell the horse to turn on the radio?
wonder what the hell's going on?
just drive...?

[aezgaga]

You stop the car and you wonder what the hell's going on... You look at the horse and asking to yourself
1-why are you driving a car with a horse by your side?
2-Why the horse talk ?
3-Why did he want to destroy a popsicle stand...?

You tough of get rid of the horse because you start to finding him creepy as sh*t. Just as you were thinking that the horse look at you with demonic voice and say

-YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO THAT DON'T YOU?

Scared like hell you try to get out but the door were lock and you couldn't unlock then you decide to


Beat up the horse
Stab him with you car's key
Smash out the window and jump outside
Drive in the fire with your car
Rush into a wall and hope that it will kill him
Cry like a baby and hope that he wouldn't kill you

[Anime_Dude]

You smash the window and jump out. As u do the horse trys to grab ur leg,but u kick him right in the face. You start to run and without noticing it u are in the middle of a graveyard.

-"how the hell did i end up here?"

Suddenly there is a creppy voice coming from behind u.
-"Hello there"

You turn around and see a Zombie...

do you:

-punch him in the face
-grab a rock and throw it at him
-take out ur AK-47 and shoot him to pieces
-run like hell
-or sh#t ur pants

[Lince]

You realize there is a conveniently placed AK-47 nearby, but come on, who would pass up a chance to beat the hell out of a zombie with your bare hands? You punch the zombie for 40 damage, the zombie attacks and misses, you then punch the zombie and get a critical hit for 80 damage, thus killing the zombie |\|008. Suddenly you hear a vicious growl, and look behind you. A large dracolich (undead dragon) is standing behind you and it's HUNGRY! (ignore the fact that it has no organs in which to digest you with)

Do you:
1. Try to fight the dracolich with your hands.
2. Use your convenient AK-47 against it.
3. Crap your pants.
4. Try to feed the dead zombie to it, and run away while it's distracted.
5. Try to tame it and make it your minion.
6. Phone a friend, ask the audience, and 50/50 your chances.

[aezgaga]

You think...A zombie is a zombie! And thought that if you can beat up a zombie with your bare hand well a dragon zombie would be as much easy! So you charge the Dragon with full of determination in hope with an heroic music in background play by the horse that still in the car. You jump and...... The dragon eat you...... You think it's all over but the stomach of the dragon is missing so you fall on the floor... the dragon saw you and eat you again... and again... and again... You start to be pissed of being eat over and over so you


- When he eat you , you climb up to his brain and control him.
- Start to cry and implore him to stop eating you
-Call Jesus
-Roll in super awesome special spicy Chilli sauce that a mexicain was selling in the graveyard
-Shit in your pant and hope that the dragon would find you nasty

[Waste]

you call jesus, again and again you shout up to the sky calling for jesus. But he doesn't come, and you get eaten again, this time you stay inside of it and whilst there jesus suddenly pops up and he's all "I'm so sorry i was dealing with this guy who was getting eaten by an undead monkey and...well you know how it is, he was more important, whats wrong?"
You reply "Wait, you dont exist!"

Does jesus:
-Bitch slap you for being such a fool
-Shrug it off say "God loves you" and then piss off to save someone from a pihrana.
-say "Shit i don't" and then keel over dead.
-convieniatly pull a formula from inside his cloak that proves his existence
or
-say "Ha sucker, i'm satan."

[aezgaga]

While getting eaten You look at ''jesus'' and he say: Ha sucker I'm satan...
When You thought that thing couldn't be worst you appear in a car sit in the passenger seat ... You look around and saw fire all around you. Then the driver say with a demonic voice : welcome back !
As you turn your head you saw The horse ! You start to scream and broke the window but nothing happen...

You ask sadly: Where do we go ?

Then Jesus POP on the seat behind you and put his face beside yours and scream - TO HELL !!!!

Scared and piss of that guy You jump on the back seat and start to beat up jesus but the Horse put The Beatle on the radio that increase demonic power.
So jesus look at you

-Pityful mortal

He choke you with the force that the demon Yoda in hell tought him and increase by The beatle.

Do you:


-Die
-Choke
-Tell to Jesus that John Lennon is dead to make him cry
- Put Village people with your feet
-Shit on the seat of the Hell car
-Sing Beatle with them

[Waste]

You die.

now what?
Your options.
-Close the thread
-reincarnate

[aezgaga]

..... Closing the thread would be gay XD

okay let's reincarnated



After getting decapitaded by jesus with the force in a car drived by a horse with Beatle's music (resumate) You wake up on a street...
You look around you and you notice that all people aroud you are a lot taller than you... you start to run and fall. you look yourself and found that you became a Dog .

Do you :

-Freak out and jump in front of a car
-Shit and laugh at someone who's walking in it
-Bite a kid
-Bark until someone kick you
-Try to find a Lvl 55 Night Elf Druid who would make you tought you how to shapeshift
-Look cute and try to being taken to someone home
-Stayin sit

[Waste]

you decide to look cute, so you widen your big puppy eyes and wait. Then you see something to your right, its like a weird black splodge, you jump at it but it just evades you so you begin to chase it, for some reason it runs in circles.

do you:
-realise its your tail and kick yourself for being so dumb
-get picked up by a little girl
-fall over all dizzy
-get his by a car

[aezgaga]

After running in circle a lot you start to feel dizzy you walk like a drunk dog and you realize that some kid were looking at you and laugh.You try to look cute in front of them but they start throwing rock at you.

do you:


-Think that it's a way to show love to a dog so you stay there
-Run away
-Bite those bastart and send them to hell
-Bark at them like an idiot
-Run in circle
-Close your eyes and thought that if you can't see them they can't see you
-Get hit by a car

[Lince]

Because you're too busy trying to dodge rocks thrown by those monster children, you fail to notice a large black metal object speeding towards you, unyielding. You suddenly feel a sharp pain, then nothing as you lay splattered on the street. With your last seconds of life, you're happy to see that at least the large object hit those bastard children too. You give one gleeful, yet pained yip and once again fall into the abyssal bowels of death. Do you:

1. Wait and/or hope for the thread to close.
2. Get reincarnated.
3. Go to heaven.
4. Go to hell.
5. Go look at a different thread because you can't choose and/or don't want to write anything.

[am0184]

You obviously choose to reincarnate cause ending the thread is stupid, going to heaven isn't exciting, you've already been to hell, and you're already writing so you might as well keep going.
Anyway, you've been reincarnated as a shapeshifter, given stupid amounts of strength and stamina, the ability to regenerate, and an undyingly powerful grudge against satin.

Do you:

-act on your anger and kill satin
-wage war against the world
-turn into a chick and masturbate
-scare the SH!T out of people
-give up and go home

[Lince]

You decide to do a mixture of two. You turn into a cat, and rub against the legs of a sexy woman. She notices how cute you are, and leans down to pet you. You start to lick her face, and she laughs. Suddenly you change back into a human, scaring the $h17 out of her. She's so frightened and angry, in fact, that she kicks you in the nuts several times, then curb stops you with her high-heel Pradas. Lucky for you that you gained ridiculously high endurance, eh? Do you:

1. Lie on the street for several more minutes, bloodied up and growling in pain.
2. Use a regeneration spell and chase after the same woman.
3. Regenerate, decide to never do that again, and go get some ice cream.
4. Go after Satan.
5. Go after OTHER women.
6. Go after MEN.
7. Find some ways to show off your powers without getting curb stomped.

[aezgaga]

You Thought about casting an healing spell but your hand were too busy holding your nuts. So you lay down a bit watching the cloud passing by and holding your nuts. You feel strangely calm and peaceful and forget that you look like a total moron who's on the ground holding his nuts. The pain was finally gone and you tink that it could be the time to get up and go chase that girl of your dream. You start to run full of hope and finnaly find her after a non-stop running while 459 hours... She was with an other man !

do you

-Turn him into a sheep and kick his ass
-Cast him entangling root
-Take a sprint and kick him in the nuts
-Push him and tell something cute to her
-Fall on your knee and cry in front of her
-GTFO you don't care anyway

[magicgirlz]

i kept getting choked and choked... jesus was going insane! aaaaaaaa!!!!!! i yelled.......i couldn't take it any longer...i am going to die and my eyes fell into darkness....

do you:
die
go to heaven
go to hell
go to neverland
go to everland
still in the darkness

[Unknown]

You see a small glimmering light and then suddenly you awoke to find yourself in Neverland. There, you see Peter Pan and an animated version of Michael Jackson. You play with them for a good 30 minutes and then Michael Jackson invites you to his home.

Do you:

*Accept Michael Jacksons invitation
*Decline Michael Jacksons invitation
*Play with them for another 30 minutes
*Suck Peter Pan off

[aezgaga]

(WTF ??? eum..... The jesus choking thing was like very far lool we pass it... well... I will continue yours lol)


You Decline Michael Jackson invitation because he scared you. When you try to escape Peter pan catch you and bring you up in the air. You kick him in the nut and fall. Sudently you fell on the ground and finish in a metro station. Hurt like shit you get up and look the hole you made. You saw Michael Jackson helping Peter Pan to Heal his nuts.Half disgust and scared you start to run in the tunel.Sudently you saw a dead guy on the floor. Carefully you go closed to him. The Dead guy raise up and jump on you. Like a pro you give him a side kick in his face and pop his head off. Proud of yourself you continue and saw 3 people dead togehter and they are holding weapon. You heard sound and you saw very far away an army of zombie running to get you.

Do you

-Take The M16 and run
-Take The Shotgun and run
-Take The Sniper and run
-Take one of the gun and Fight
-Take anything and run and cry
-Call michael Jackson
-Raise your fist and wait for them
- Sit and cry
-Tell them to go away (even if you know that it wouldn't work)

[analogZero]

You turn around to see that michael and peter have come to your aid. with his nuts healed and ready for action, michael thrusts his plastic groin into action on the zombies.

You then have an overwhelming desire to watch the thriller video for some reason.

While you stand dazed at the absurd happenings before you, you vaguely catch a glimpse of peter pan in your peripheral vision. He's on a horse, the same horse that was in the car with you earlier. He tells you that he was the one who invaded your home.
Explaination: All the current events have led you up to being reincarnated into the ultimate fighting sex machine known to the universe. For too long, peter and michael have been battling the armies of darkness in wait of a chosen one to guide them into a final confrontation with the zombie GOD. do you:

join michael and peter in their struggle
join michael and peter in their struggle to get your pants off.
tell peter he has pretty hair.
accept then punch peter in the face for allowing destiny to kill you twice.
tell mj he's a pederass, but his music still rocks.
go and make analogzero a sandwich.

[am0184]

tell mj that he's a pederass, accept and punch peter, then lunge into the fray with an overwhelming battle cry. As you charge down your first victem, you notice you have no weapon on you. Do you:

A: Create one with your demonic powers
B: Grab one of the guns lying around
C: Consider your fists and feet good enough and continue with the onslaught

[analogZero]

You punch and kick your way through zombie skulls. You're beginning to develop an unquenchable bloodlust for destroying zombies. They fall like straw houses in a hurricane before your newfound might. You're an unstoppable zombie killing machine. However, you require something more, a challenge, something that will fill the emptying joy of this easy slaughter. You know you're ready for the zombie king, but peter and michael insist you need more training. do you:

-tell peter and michael to get bent?
-tell peter to get bent for michael while you watch?
-continue your training in hopes you'll find a rewarding battle?
-hit pause and go eat dinner?
-sneak into peter and michael's room at night (those covers seem to be moving a lot), and read through their address book for the zombie king's number so you can formally challenge him to a duel...?

[aezgaga]

You hit pause and go eat some eggs in a glass with some rocky soundtrack. You came back in the epic fighter spirit and resume it.Now back in the melee You fell so Epic and destroyed all the army in one shout . Michael jackson lost his nose ,peter pan fall from his horse and stay paralyze , the horse fall on peter pan and The Zombie king shit in his pant. You sprint against him jump And just when you where suppose to give an epicsuperawesomeomgwtfhowdohegetsomuchpower Punch The Lich king Comes and kick you with all his strenght. You fly trough 404938274903 wall then hit a car.

do you:

-Get on your feet and go back
-Lay on the ground then realised that all your bones are broken
-Throw michael jacskon at him
-Get in the car that you just crushed
-Start to dance
-Put it to pause then chek the strategy guide

[analogZero]

you scrape yourself up, dust yourself off, and ask the lich king if that was a kick, or a poem? You see a slight fire of anger in him and as he moves forward to show you what might he has you toss michael jackson in his face. The lich king totally flinches, buying you time to get around and flank his ass. do you:

-power-kick his face?
-power-dropkick his face?
-wonder why he's holding onto MJ like that?
-power roundhouse his face?
-ram your fist into his mouth, tear out all the teeth you can and throw them at him at super high velocity causing a shotgun like effect on impact, throwing his body back through the wall and out the other side.

[aezgaga]

As you run to give him an epic dropkick The lich king take his epic sword and cut michael jackson in half then block your kick . The sword slightly cut your feet but it was only a flesh wound. The power of your kick stil made him move backward. So it was an epic starring contest between you him and peter pan who was crying and talking to mickael's legs. Suddently the lich king use his blade and freeze all the subway and give the impression of being in a ice arena . the Ice wall around you and him make you realize that only one of you could get out of here alive.

do you


-Take a piss on the ice wall to make yourself a way to escape
-Try to scared him and hope that he'll let you go
-Show him your ice skating skill
-Implore him
-Fight him with all your might
-Take the exit dore and gtfo

[analogZero]

You unzip your pants to pee on the wall and notice that Peter's attention has wavered from Michael's dismembered body. You zip up real quick and think of another way. Too late, the lich king's already advancing and he aims to do some damage. He swings his sword down, but he's too slow. You catch the blade, break it off and attach two pieces to your feet. Let's skate! you unleash a fury of triple axle tornado kicks and spinning gut slashers, slicing the lich king and turning his body into a mangled mess; plus making you look elegant and graceful while doing so. you carve into the ice as you stop before him, sending ice shavings all over his face, adding insult to injury. do you:

-ask if he's had enough?
-kick your way through his throat?
-spit on him and go find peter?
-go through his wallet?

[Vakarak]

The instant you open his wallet a breath of frost and malice grips you by your throat and siphons your soul and sanity from you. The lich king is then revived because he is badass and all then he says he would give you your dreams if you join his ranks... do you:

1.) give him the finger and steal the 20 that was in the wallet
2.) join the ranks
3.) run home to the emo corner and cry because you don't have your soul
4.) fight him again
5.) use the power of the mystic white ranger to bus some sparks in his ass
6.) go with Arnold Schwarzenegger to "Taco Bell"

[am0184]

You give him a nice send off into the afterlife with your middle finger, steal his 20 bucks, then shapeshift int a tyrannosaurus, unleashing an earsplitting roar as you do. Before the Lich king can even shit his pants, you separate his upper and lower halves in one bone-crunching bite. Chewing slightly, you realize he tastes awful and spit him out.

Do you:

A: End the Zombie king next
B: Go find some mouthwash
C: Rampage through the city as a T-rex
D: Give MJ a proper funeral
E: Save and go to bed

[aezgaga]

After killing The lich king you stared at the zombie king.He was so scared so he decide to kill himself so you decide to go rampage in the city in your T-rex form. You destroyed building with your tail and crush car with your powerful jaw. You almost finish decimating all the population when you saw KING KONG !

do you

-Fight like crazy
-You saw the movie so you know that king kong win against T-rex so you run away
-Shapeshift yourself into a lady
-Call the army (no answer .... you kill them all duh !)
-Chek the strategy book to find his week point
-Do a barrel roll

[analogZero]

You shift back to your normal self and jump in your bi-plane. Taunting King Kong with your aerial acrobatics he takes to the buildings to attempt the fight. You make several passes spraying your machine guns relentlessly at him as he scales the side of the empire state building. Silly King Kong, you're playing right into the trap.
do you:

-wait until he's at the top and start aiming for the eyes?
-wait until he's at the top and fire your air to ape missiles?
-gain as much speed as you can and crash the plane into his face, jumping out at just the right moment to save yourself and parachute to safety.
-do more barrel rolls and perhaps a loopty loop?
-moon him as you fly by?
-imput a weapons and armor cheat?

[am0184]

Weapons & invincibility cheats are the two mightiest forces in the universe, making them worthy enough of you. So u pull out a Gatling gun the size of the washington monument and rape face with it. As McDonalds tries to market off the Kong nuggets that shower the city, your bi-plane runs out of fuel.

Do you:

A: Jump out, raise one fist in the air, and fly away into the sunset
B: Jump out, release ur parachute, and glide smoothly to the ground
C: Imput a cheat for infinite fuel
D: Shout "Kamikaze!" and fly the plane into a Navy ship

[analogZero]

The parachute deploys and you touch down to a manic world. Everyone's trying to scrape up the ape meat you'd delivered. McD's is attempting to lock down the perimeter so as to score some fresh meat for their new burger (the McKing Burger). Burger king has also moved in rebuttle claiming that this new burger is in violation of copyright infringement. It's total chaos!
do you:

-try to eat all the ape meat you can
-fly to mcdonalds headquaters and try to resolve the situation?
-fly to burger king headquarters and try to resolve the situation?
-punch them all out and start your own fast food chain?
-find as much ape fur as you can to make the king of all fur coats?

[am0184]

Option #4 is more violent, so you deck 'em and start a revolution in the minds of fast food consumers. Just as ur about to sign the check to take over McDonalds, though, Middle Eastern terrorists simultaneously bomb half ur stores.

Do you:

A: Begin a personal vendetta against them, hunting the terrorists to the edges of the Earth
B: Call the U.N. and demand copmensation
C: Shrug it off and go about life as usual
D: Save and Quit

[analogZero]

Good thing you didn't sign that check. Instead you sign with burger king and with your newfound store power you run mcdonalds into the ground. You hold a party for you and your 'terrorist' friends to celebrate a job well done and congratulate them on an inside job well done. do you:

-Plot the demise of the other burger chains that have been feeding off the hard earned money of the people you protect?
-Have a burger?
-party like it's 1999?
-Take a vacation? you deserve one after all that, right? but then again...crime doesn't take a vacation...

[Lince]

You realize after all that terrorizing, you are ravenous. You pick up a burger and take a large bite. Suddenly, everyone in the room starts to laugh maniacally. Confused, you look around the room and start to get dizzy. You notice the burger tastes very unusual. There is a thud, then darkness. You awaken in a damp, cold cell with a half-working clogged toilet in the corner, and a your "friend" near the door holding an shotgun, pointing it at you.

Do you:
1. Start asking him questions.
2: Attempt to take the gun from him.
3: Take a dump in the toilet.
4: Use the toilet in some brilliant plan to escape.
5: Start yelling for help.
6: Ask for another burger. (that thing was delicious, even if it was poisoned!)

[analogZero]

"I think the burger's've gone bad" you mention to the gauge in a groggy voice. You slowly pick yourself up and try to piece together where exactly you are. The cell's cramped, and the toilet is beginning to beckon as you feel the burger trying to make it's way out. You unbuckle as you drag your feet closer to the toilet, when you notice why it's only half working. The previous resident has left behind a soggy present.
do you:

-pull a diving act reminiscent of the movie trainspotting and unwrap the present?
-drop your trousers and put another present under the tree?
-tell the guard to come check it out?
-let out a big fart (thank goodness, it was just gas)?
-throw the terd at the guard?

[am0184]

Nature's calling and its usin a megaphone. After depositing ur gifts to the great white round one, u wander over to the cell bars. Bending them to make a hole, u find its not as effortless as it use to be after living a cushy life. Vowing to get a personal trainer when this is all done, u stride over to where the guard w/ his now sh!t filled pants stand. Breaking his neck as to not make noise, you sit down and plot ur next move.

Do you:

A: grab the shotgun and storm the place, killing all who get in ur way
B: turn into a mosquito and stealthily find out what u want to know
C: Crawl through a ventilation shaft and try to figure out how to blow the place up
D: Exit through the door to ur left into a back alley and sneak away

[analogZero]

Ventilations shafts are for the stealthy and sleek...you climb in and scope the place out. You overhear a conversation about rebuilding section 7, whatever that means, and press onward. The place seems suspiciously quiet and dead as you make your way past the many rooms. Where are you exactly, you begin to wonder. finally you reach the end of the line, a grate leading into a large room full of control panels.
do you:

-jump down and cash in your cupons?
-jump down and play with the buttons and controls until sparks start to fly?
-back up and find another exit?
-take a nap in the ventilation shaft (when are you going to get this chance again)
-exit the vent, walk out the door, and say "f*ck this sh*t, I'm going home"?

[am0184]

You jump out, with ur first intention being to wreak havoc on whatever it is the controls do. Just as u were about to reach for a lever, something catches ur eye. that something happens to be one of many nuclear warheads being made on an assembly line. An evil grin lights up ur face as a devious revenge comes to mind. grabbing several missile with mechanical arms, u place them all near the large stockpile near the corner, armed and ready to blow their tops of course.

As the 5 minute countdown begins, do you:

A: get the hell out of there
B: trap everyone in the building while u find a safe place to hide from the initial explosion (nuclear fallout won't kill u cause u can just regenerate the dead/cancerous cells)
C: grab a hotdog
D: all of the above

[giovanni r]

I'm kinda confused.

[Lince]

The big dump you took made you hungry again, so you grab a hot dog sitting on a convenient and villainous hot dog stand. you then run around to every exit dropping large nukes in front of them to prevent any escape. After your trap, you find a parachute, grab on to a less-harmful missile, and activate it while holding on tightly. The missile propels you out of the building like in a cleice action movie. You then release your parachute when your far enough away. You land right in the middle of a large city that has been taken over by Burger King.

Do you:
1. Eat a burger.
2. Make plans to further your revenge.
3. Find a wife, get a job, and settle down as a slave to the BK empire.
4. Do your happy dance to the FF victory theme.
5. Faint from exhaustion.
6. A combination of the 5 somehow.

[am0184]

As the music begins, you start ur victory dance:dance::hands:, wow-ing onlookers w/ ur skills. Some random guy steps out of the crowd of onlookers and hands u a trophy. Grinning, you accept it and try to thank the guy, but he's disappeared. The crowd gasps. You look to where one bystander is pointing, and notice a missile rocketing strait at you. As you yell "AUH, HELL NO!!!", u launch ur newly acquired prize at it, blowing it up in midair.

Do you:

A: Search the wreckage of the missile to try and find where it came from
B: Let out an exasperated sigh, sit down at a local cafe and have a strong cup of coffee
C: Tell the crowd "Thats all, folks!" and disappear.
D: Save and Quit.

[analogZero]

you check the missile debrit and realize it's the missile that you'd been riding. Perhaps you shouldn't set the trajectory to be the same as your landing destination next time? You puzzle for a second as to how you got there cozily drifting down while the missile maintained it's air splitting course, but then your thoughts are interrupted. there's a cafe! you haven't had a double espresso in days. You need that boost, man!
do you:

-make it a triple?
-wonder if it's possible to get espresso in a burger king cafe?
-question your remaining sharehold on burger king?
-wonder how long you were passed out in that cell...long enough for burger king to start their own empire, at least.
-flash the onlookers and give them a real show.

[am0184]

You make it a triple. As you sit there, sipping ur espresso, ur thoughts turn to ur shares in burger king. Pulling out a laptop (it just happens to be an internet cafe), u search ur stocks and find out they've all been sold. Puzzled, u find that the person who sold them was apparently yourself! Suspecting identity fraud, u down the rest of the espresso, crush the cup, and think of ur next move.

Do you:

A: Find out who this person is.
B: Destroy the BK Empire (you have no stocks, why not?)
C: Retire early w/ the stock money
D: Get another espresso

[analogZero]

You grab an espresso to go and make your way to the bank to check your account. It's empty, you'd only had exactly enough to buy 4 espressos...exactly...wierd, huh?
You thank the bank of bk teller and make you way over to the BK HQ. Is it possible that while you were out of it, your funds were tapped? Are you the only one? What other things did they do to you while you were comatose? This is going to require answers from the higher ups. upon entering the BKHQ you punch the receptionist in the face and demand to know where the head hancho is. The grand poobah, if you will. But you get no answer.
do you:

-check her pulse to make sure you didn't punch the life out of her?
-cut off her pinky and tell her her thumb's next if she doesn't do what you say?
-move on and look for the nice office, the person in there will have some information?
-question whether or not the woman is in fact alive...maybe she's an android?
-help yourself to the coffee and snacks in the lounge?

[am0184]

You decide to go look for the nice office. Having watched a great many movies, you guess you need to go up to the top floor. Striding to the nearest elevator, you notice it needs a security card for access. Turning around, you find three guards conveniently running at you (apparently punching out the receptionist had done some good). Disposing of them in roughly the same manner, you swipe one of their cards and proceed to the top floor. Barging in, you discover your old nemesis, the Lich King!!!

Do you:

A: Kick his ass again for comming back.
B: Ask politely if he'll leave you alone as you reach for the 44 Magnum in your back pocket
C: Tell him to F@#$ off and give him the finger
D: All of the above

[lee matsu]

i tell himm to fuck off ..??? ah you forget who the hell is the Lich king so you decide to kick his ass anyways ... well actually since you nicely asked him to remain still as you reach for yor 44 mg you realize is actually a 20 oz ..shit i'm drunk again ...
_ do you fight him anyways cus your drunk an piss off
- do you smile wave ..an ask him if he wants a drink an sing campfire songs "as you go for more boze
- pass out to drunk to fight ..yik yuk hicup ..

[analogZero]

being a master of the drunken fist, you know that the lich king is now a pushover. you smash the 20oz on his face, and jab him with the bottle until there's so many pieces of jagged glass broken off into him that all that's left in your hand is the spout. you spin kick his head clean off his shoulders and rip his soul out with your bare hands and use it to chase the booze you just finished. Gaining the powers of the lich king you feel more powerful than ever. but You realize there's a door behind where his lifeless scraps of a body.
do you:

-raid the bar to the side for some upscale scotch?
-kick the door down and throw the lich king's head at whomever's behind it
-kick the door down and say "hey, what's up guys? want a swig of this scotch I found out there?"
-piss on the lich king's body (priorities people)

[am0184]

You drank so much booze, and why not add insult to injury? Zipping up ur pants, u grab his head and throw it through the door so fast it leaves a perfect silhouette. Upon openning the door u see u hit the devil, who was responsible for resurrecting the Lich king. Apparently u knocked him out.

Do you:

A: wake him up and kick his ass.
B: Look behind Door #2.
C: Piss on the devil (didn't quite get it all out the first time)
D: Go to a nearby computer and wire all the company's money to ur account
E: All of the above.

[analogZero]

As you hit the return key, transferring your fortune into a secret cayman islands holdings account you notice that this place smells quite offensively of urine. Perhaps you shouldn't've pissed on the devil too. While you turn away from the desk you accidently knock into a lamp, but it doesn't fall over. it stops halfway, and you notice as a doorway hidden in the bookshelf opens up, that it is in fact a switch. Have you hit paydirt? what secrets lie down the secret passage?
do you:

-jaunt with whimsy down the passage?
-pin the devil's hands to the floor with letter openers to make sure he doesn't follow when wakes up?
-see what games he has on his computer?
-find a bathroom (I think you might have a bladder infection...why are you peeing so much)?
-look for a save crystal?

[am0184]

Finding a drawer conveniently filled with letter openers, u pin as many as u can to the devil, preventing him from following u. Grabbing a bottle of whiskey, u make ur way down the passage, taking swigs as u go. Upon reaching the bottom floor, u find... Michael Jackson and the demon horse!!! Wondering why the hell everyone u know seems to be coming back to get u, u vaguely notice they're both pointing giant particle beam cannons at u.

Do you:

A: Pull out a mirror to reflect the blasts.
B: Piss ur pants (you probably do have an infection)
C: Point ur finger at them and yell BANG in the style of Chuck Norris and hope they blow up
D: Throw the empty whiskey bottle at them.

[Koopaking]

You throw the empty bottle of whiskey at them, and Michael Jackson simply laughs as the bottle shatters on his impenetrable facial implants. You continue to run for dear life, and begin to stagger as you have just drank an entire bottle of whiskey within minutes. You collapse drunk onto the ground and everything goes dark...

You wake up to find yourself naked on a gurney, in what appears to be an empty operating theater. Your torso is sliced open and you peer down to see your innards. You grab nearby medical sewing supplies and stitch yourself back up. Then the door at the top of the theater opens, and a crowd of people starts to walk inside, while the door behind you opens and several surgeons come out. Not expecting you to be awake, they point and make menacing sounds in your direction. Do you...

... Make a run for out the emergency exit?
... Use the medical supplies around you as weapons to fend off the surgeons?
...Climb up into the theater audience and attempt to lose them in the crowd?
... Stay and see if they are really going to do anything to harm you?
... Construct additional pylons?

[am0184]

Koopaking, i have a problem. I like ur game too much.
Anyway,

As you make a dash for the exit, you grab some medical tools and chuck them at high speed to make a hole through the medical zombie wall. Bursting out into the light, you transform into a hawk and take to the skies. But ur not home free yet. Behind you appears MJ and that damned horse in Blackhawks!!!

Do you:

A: Land on the windshield and transform into a gorilla, breaking through and kicking ass.
B: Fly past them and get them to shoot each other.
C: Turn into a mosquito and dissapear.
D: Crap on them.

[SmokedBoo]

Having the sudden urge to go, you, having the air speed velosity of sparrow, throw your wings out to slow down and as they pass under you crap on them. "UUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!" they scream while trying to shake it off (MJ is spiting because his mouth was wide open). You are now free for the moment as they need to clean themselves up. Suddenly, a letter opener pierces your right wing and you start to lose altitude. As you go down, your hawk's eye view kicks in and you narrowly miss the next letter opener. You catch a glimpse of the devil, hot on your tail. You...

- Turn your fall into a dive for the ground at a speed that would rival Harry Potter's
- Transform into a dragon, making the letter openers seem like a splinter in your wing
- Somehow manage to crap your self and not get it on yourself
- Ignore the pain and fly through the clouds
- Do the pigeon dance

[aezgaga]

You transform yourself into a dragon and block all the letter oppener with your hard skin you look at the devil in the eyes and fly direct at the devil. The devil Notice that your transformation could be bad for him, he throw fire from hell on you. Fighting with all your might you disapear in the smoke and when the devil thought that he killed you , you charged on him and just before the hit you open your wing and cut him in two. Proud of yourself you look behind you to see the damage. and the only you saw is a thick black cloud coming at you and hear.
-Give me your Strengh

You Try to fight back but you couldn't move you feel that you were falling pretty fast.
DO you

-Use all your force to push the cloud away(but if you do so you won't have the time to fly away so you will crash on the floor)
-You Call MJ
-You let him pull you down and prepare a counter attack when he will removed the cloud
-You let him absorb you and try to take control of his body
-You died
-You start to sing an emo song to make the devil cry and kill himself