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TomboyTech
10-25-2008, 03:20 AM
I've often wondered if I was alone in the fact that when I look back at my childhood, I find a lot of humor in it. Care to share your childhood funnies?
When I was growing up I was very naive and had a tendency to go against the flow.
I first noticed that when I was in elementary and all the other girls began to enforce the belief that boys were gross and had cooties. I didn't get it... really... because who had the most fun? The boys!
I would sit with them at breakfast and lunch and talk about the latest episode of power rangers or ninja turtles, recess was consumed by running, tackling, and generally violent behavior with lots of laughter. Needless to say the other girls in my class were mortified by my behavior and proceeded to call me "cootie queen". I wear my title with pride! Haha.
Dragon_Of_
10-25-2008, 03:59 AM
i don't remember much of my childhood, deffinitly nothing funny. it's more or less gone to me.
riyuwe
10-25-2008, 04:06 AM
It WaS A BAd EXperienCEd FoR YoU.....
Ryuuzaki
10-25-2008, 04:13 AM
It WaS A BAd EXperienCEd FoR YoU.....
Well hello there, horrible speller...
Amusing stories of my childhood, eh? Hm... Well, I think I'll stick with the classic "Girls had cooties" one. That there, is a short story. Bam.
Unknown
10-25-2008, 05:15 AM
Hmm... childhood memories eh?
I would "borrow" things from friends and wouldn't return it.
I'd make some lame excuse like "I lost it" or "I gave it back to you (in a pissed off tone)".
Sooner or later they would catch on and wouldn't let me 'borrow' things anymore.
I stopped though.
I can be trusted... :)
suigintou
10-25-2008, 09:17 AM
My childhood was horrendously boring. I was a bit of a tomboy, honestly, and I still am...I mostly hung out with boys and that's still pretty much the case. I played video games more than I did anything else. And I tried way too hard to be a nonconformist.
xXWENWENXx
10-25-2008, 09:22 AM
childhood..
i was a dumb kid hoo doesn't even noe if i was a boy or a girl
Vakarak
10-25-2008, 11:18 AM
wow my childhood... kissed some girls (-bluerk- you can imagine kissing a girl at 7 years old?) ran up and down the hill outside, smaked into the giant cactus (the owners of my old home cut it down now T.T), really liked to flip and fight, and naturally i watched power rangers every day of my life.
jyuukai
10-25-2008, 02:02 PM
My childhood was filled of mischief. Cuttin up the mattress and saying my brother did it or taking an icepick to the car windshield and again blaming my brother ^^
Good times, good times ::D:
animegurl7
10-25-2008, 05:04 PM
i hung out with guys a lot. i still do. happy?
Magicbird
10-25-2008, 05:09 PM
My childhood was pretty good.
A funny story... Hmmm...
My mom used to have a copy store, and every time a customer came in, I said "Can I have a quarter?" And the customer would laugh and then give me a quarter.
A made a lot of money that way...
xXWENWENXx
10-26-2008, 01:28 AM
o yea..and plus i was a clumsy little kid hoo trips over all the time..
i still got my scars...
and i still does that..bruisesOO
Russkie
10-26-2008, 03:31 AM
o yea..and plus i was a clumsy little kid hoo trips over all the time..
i still got my scars...
and i still does that..bruisesOO
Here, let me translate that for you from the "Stupid Head" language, to the "English language":
Oh, yes... And I was a clumsy little child who triped over many things, almost all of the time. I still have most of my scars to this day. And, as luck may have it, I still trip over things on a constant basis.
There, was that so hard?
xXWENWENXx
10-26-2008, 03:34 AM
Here, let me translate that for you from the "Stupid Head" language, to the "English language":
There, was that so hard?
..meh..
mi weak subject is english
Russkie
10-26-2008, 03:36 AM
Oh well... I should have you know I have a bit of a weak spot in English
No, really? I didnt even realize...
xXWENWENXx
10-26-2008, 03:42 AM
No, really? I didnt even realize...
was that sarcasm?
atomsk
10-26-2008, 05:31 AM
I've often wondered if I was alone in the fact that when I look back at my childhood, I find a lot of humor in it. Care to share your childhood funnies?
When I was growing up I was very naive and had a tendency to go against the flow.
I first noticed that when I was in elementary and all the other girls began to enforce the belief that boys were gross and had cooties. I didn't get it... really... because who had the most fun? The boys!
I would sit with them at breakfast and lunch and talk about the latest episode of power rangers or ninja turtles, recess was consumed by running, tackling, and generally violent behavior with lots of laughter. Needless to say the other girls in my class were mortified by my behavior and proceeded to call me "cootie queen". I wear my title with pride! Haha.
your name seems to live up to that story.
i spent my childhood being brainwashed in the "devopmental learning institute". i have scince learned and manipulated the system. /evil laughter/
Magicbird
10-26-2008, 05:50 AM
Now now, Russkie and wenwen. This is no place to fight, but to tell childhood stories. =]
Magicbird
10-26-2008, 06:00 AM
omg i love ruling things ahahaha fear me..............ahahahhaa
What "things"? Im not getting it.
xXWENWENXx
10-26-2008, 06:23 AM
omg i love ruling things ahahaha fear me..............ahahahhaa
this person is so random...
even more than me
soulten
10-26-2008, 08:09 AM
The "cooties" is still fairly amusing to me. Along with acting out TV shows, like pretend pokemon battles and such. But when I look back on it, most things are amusing and funny now.
xXWENWENXx
10-26-2008, 08:14 AM
ehehehe..cooties
i never knew such a thing until 1yrs ago
i never knew the difference between boys and girls
carolyn07
11-07-2008, 01:46 PM
...my childhood memories are so funny!,.
too many to tell you!,.
the only thing is,.im still so talkative since childhood until now!,.haha!,.♥
Demon Girl
11-07-2008, 02:20 PM
I remember when my mom use to wanting me to watch where I would step and when I didn't I would of trip over something.
Daisy
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