Guy language vs. Girl language

[Nikindy]

I got this from one of my friends... I hope every one else finds it funny too


Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me Im beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

[Waste]

I got this from one of my friends... I hope every one else finds it funny too


Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me Im beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

ha made me lol. the girl bit isnt entirly true, lets get this straight when i say no i mean NO.

[Russkie]

A giggle here, a giggle there. It was repetitive, broken, and nothing I havent seen before.

[Nikindy]

Well it was a forward from my friend

[soulten]

Damn we need to create a new language for men, our old one has been deciphered.

[Ryuuzaki]

I could do one of two things: I could either say that it was sort of funny, but something I've heard before, OR, blow up in your face, rant about how you (or whoever gave this to you/made this) thinks that all guys are only interested in sex -- which is wrong. What to choose... Since the first one seems to take up less time and effort, I choose that. Made me chuckle. The one that really made me chuckle was the Girls language, "No = yes". That means next time I try and rape a girl, they say no, it means yes.

Btw, yes I may associate just about everything with sex, but that's because I'm the Prince of all perverts.

[soulten]

It's not rape if they say yes. So you have to get them to say maybe or yes. But if they want it and they say yes it equals no so that means....*explodes*.

[libitina]

OMG!
u guys r insane
it made me laugh though
hey ryuuzaki
if ur the prince of all perverts than i must be the princess im always being perverted

[analogZero]

OMG!
u guys r insane
it made me laugh though
hey ryuuzaki
if ur the prince of all perverts than i must be the princess im always being perverted

the pants of this thread just got stickier...I'm outty

[carolyn07]

...hahahaha!,.nice one!,.

guys are realy fond of sex?,.arent they!,.♥

[Russkie]

...hahahaha!,.nice one!,.

guys are realy fond of sex?,.arent they!,.♥

Only those who cannot controll themselves well.

[Axe Man]

lol I diden't know men had a laguage I speak what's on my mind.

[Ryuuzaki]

OMG!
u guys r insane
it made me laugh though
hey ryuuzaki
if ur the prince of all perverts than i must be the princess im always being perverted

Then by all means, come on out to MD, find me, and we can have a little perverted fun.

[suigintou]

...hahahaha!,.nice one!,.

guys are realy fond of sex?,.arent they!,.♥

From what I've seen, a pretty large amount of girls are just as fond of it...it's just that girls generally don't let those thoughts dominate their minds to the extent that many guys do. It's there, but it's further in the back of the mind.

There are exceptions of course, like one of my girl friends who seems to be a bigger pervert than any guy I've ever met.

[Ryuuzaki]

There are exceptions of course, like one of my girl friends who seems to be a bigger pervert than any guy I've ever met.

Bigger one then I, The Prince of Perverts?

Btw, yes, I am indeed a guy...

[libitina]

nope im a girl and my mind is ran by the perverted thoughts all the time....
but its not my fault......
hehehe

[libitina]

and yes i think im the biggest pervert i know

[suigintou]

Bigger one then I, The Prince of Perverts?

Btw, yes, I am indeed a guy...

Perhaps. She doesn't whore herself out or anything, but it seems like all she ever talks about is who she wants in her pants and music.

[libitina]

i dont talk like that but i do make a lot of interesting jokes about it
hehehehe......

[Ryuuzaki]

Perhaps. She doesn't whore herself out or anything, but it seems like all she ever talks about is who she wants in her pants and music.

Then she's not as bad as I am...

[libitina]

u only can assume....
did u read the question post yet?
hehehehe

[R+V Freak]

rofl that is funny little bit kind XD