wayyy too racist for u!!

[animex09]

Here is your warning: if ur offende easily at racial jokes...get out!!!


ok, i put a lot of thought into this but finally decided to do it. idk if this will get me in trouble with the staff so if its absolutely wrong go ahead and lock it. i made this thread (not for racist ppl to hang out) because i like racial jokes. im a minority in this country so i hear many jokes about my race. i dont get offended at all i actually enjoy hearing jokes as long as they are funny. i made this so ppl could post some of the racial jokes they know without having to worry. im not aking u to bag on specific ppl, only on race. so c'mon and enjoy this thread.


p.s if ur easely ofended or disslike hearing things about ur race, please get out and search another forum.::D:

[Holly-Sama]

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

...Cuatro sinko

[animex09]

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

...Cuatro sinko

lol

what do black people and sperm have in common?......


only one in a million works...

[soulten]

Well I have no personal objection to it, some other staff may. But if you were to put a warning in the thread title it would be appreciated.

And I have to give one. What do you call a bus full of African Americans?

A prison bus.
Disclaimer: This does not express any of my opinions.

[animex09]

Well I have no personal objection to it, some other staff may. But if you were to put a warning in the thread title it would be appreciated.

And I have to give one. What do you call a bus full of African Americans?

A prison bus.
Disclaimer: This does not express any of my opinions.

like i said, this is just for fun. if they read my first post, that should be enough of a warning.
what do u call a bunch of mexicans running down the street?

jail break!

[Nikindy]

ok I have one but I don't know if it will be funny to anyone else XD


There was a boat starting to sink in the sea. The captain said to the passengers "If we have some people volenteer to jump off the boat we can make it back to shore without sinking."
A chinese man stood and said, "I'll go for honor." And jumped off the boat
A black man stood and said, "Remember me dawg." And jumped.
A texan stood up and walked to the side of the boat and said, "Remember the Alamo." And through two mexicans over-board.

[blackfob]

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball???


juan on juan
lmao

[Mugen]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7au6vluCi7w

[animex09]

why do mexicans make tamales for christmas??


so their kids have something to unwrap.

[strike7785]

Why do blacks like to play Basket ball so much?
Because it involves running, shooting, and stealing

Whats so tradgic about a caddy going off the cliff with 4 blacks in it....
A caddy holds 5..

Im not racist... I hear these jokes all the time and joke around with friends. So if I offended you then Im sorry and you are in the wrong forum.

[salmeria]

ok...There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is..

An old man asks a blond:
- If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
- If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
sorry if i offended anyone..^^

[animex09]

ok...There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is..

An old man asks a blond:
- If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
- If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
sorry if i offended anyone..^^

lol, those were funny

quit apoligizing ppl, ive already put a warning so ppl that get offended dont come in, just chilax

[Holly-Sama]

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest penis," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest penis."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

[Rock]

funny topic..oke her's one from me..even tho it migt be nothing to deal with racism.

what's the difference between aborigine female and female athlete?
the aborigine females are cunning runts
but female athletes are running cunts
........
oh another one:

what's the difference between bicycle and a nigger?
neither works without a chain:P
.........

[Mugen]

Can I throw in a quote? "I'm blackinese!" - Rush Hour

[badluckcat]

Why do black people only have nightmares?
CUZ WE SHOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A DREAM!

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

How can you tell a black person is lying?
His lips are moving.

What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
They both don't work and always take your money.

[Dolly]

1.What does every black joke start with?
<Looks over his shoulder>
__________________________________________________




2. What do you say to a floating TV at night?
Drop it, nigger.

__________________________________________________ _

3. 3 guys are on a boat. A cuban, a mexican, and an american. They're all chilling out and the cuban guy lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard.

The others ask "What did you do that for?"

The cuban responds: "We have too much in my country."

So, the mexican pulls out some tequila, takes a sip, then throws it overbard.

The others ask: "What did you do that for?"

The mexican responds: "We have too much in my country."

They go on for a while, and finally the cuban speaks out, talking to the american says: "Well, don't you have something that's abundant in your country?"

The american man says "...Yes."

"Well, then throw it over!" the cuban exclaimed.

The american then throws the mexican overboard.

[badluckcat]

There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your gradma. Hey gradma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers.

[salmeria]

How do you save a nigger from drowning?
You take your foot of his head!
____________________________________...
There are four people from different countries on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
- There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
- There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
- There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
- There are too much Mexicans in my country.

[Felix42]

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
"He is so cute! Does he speak?" asks the white guy.
"I don’t know, I just bought him" says the parrot.

[alsharid]

3. 3 guys are on a boat. A cuban, a mexican, and an american. They're all chilling out and the cuban guy lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard.

The others ask "What did you do that for?"

The cuban responds: "We have too much in my country."

So, the mexican pulls out some tequila, takes a sip, then throws it overbard.

The others ask: "What did you do that for?"

The mexican responds: "We have too much in my country."

They go on for a while, and finally the cuban speaks out, talking to the american says: "Well, don't you have something that's abundant in your country?"

The american man says "...Yes."

"Well, then throw it over!" the cuban exclaimed.

The american then throws the mexican overboard.

Its similar to the joke I am posting lol

An Emarati, a Syrian, and an Indian are on board a plane that is about to fall, so the captain says that every passenger must throw something even if it is really small. The Syrian throws his watch and says: We have many watches in Syria. Then the Emarati throws the Indian and says we have many Indians in the Emirates.

I heard this joke from a stand up comedian:
In America the cab drivers are from the middle east, so the Americans must be driving somewhere.

[Waste]

Right here goes...

St peter is standing at the gates of heaven as he does every day when a small baby comes up. "Aw little baby little baby!" st peter cries "Your so cute, how can you be dead? what happened?"

"Well." says the baby "My mummy was cutting the chicken and i pulled on her trousers and she dropped the knife and i...i died." he sniffs.

"aw little baby little baby dont worry here are some wings, you can be one of my cherubs!" so the baby flies off all happy, he's a cherub.

The next day another baby comes to the gates of heaven "Aw little baby little baby!" st peter cries "Your so cute, how can you be dead? what happened?"

"Well daddy was driving the car and he crashed and i...i died!" the baby sniffed.

"aw little baby little baby dont worry here are some wings, you can be one of my cherubs!" so the baby flies off all happy, he's a cherub.

Then the next day a little black baby comes to the gates of heaven "Aw little black baby little black baby what happened?" st peter cries.

"Well i was cruising in da hood when some gangstas come and shot ma head" the little black baby sniffs.

"Aw little black baby little black baby, here have some wings!" cries st peter. "You can be a bat."

[a2ng0d]

Nigga jokes
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a black woman to shit?
9 months.

- Did you hear about the black man who went to college?
- No.
- Neither did I!

-Black person A and Black person B are both pushed out of an office building. Which one hits the ground first?
- I dunno
- It don't matter, they're black!

Jew Jokes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One don't scream in the oven.

How d'ya fit 100 Jews in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ash tray.

What sucks the most about being a Black Jew?
You gotta sit in the back of the oven.

[Solo Wing]

A Puerto Rican, a Mexican, and a Cuban are all in a car. Who's Driving?


Immigration.

[lemonek]

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

[Unknown]

Why do blacks like to play Basket ball so much?
Because it involves running, shooting, and stealing

Whats so tradgic about a caddy going off the cliff with 4 blacks in it....
A caddy holds 5..

Im not racist... I hear these jokes all the time and joke around with friends. So if I offended you then Im sorry and you are in the wrong forum.

In the wrong forum?

More like in the wrong thread..

[atomsk]

whaddaya call a barn full of black people.

antique farm equipment

what are the names of the jetsons characters
no the black kid
there was no black kid in the jetsons
i know aint the future great

[CopyPasta]

How do asian parents name their kids?
A: They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

How do you blindfold a chink?
A: With dental floss

How did the white mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.

What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill?
A: A mud slide

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A: A white girls ass!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike?
A: They're both white and chunky

Why are black people so strong?
A: TV's are getting heavier.

Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn't open on the holidays.

What do you call four niggers in a car?
A: Tinted windows

What do you call a nigger with an afro?
A: A microphone

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
A: Cause being white is bad enough

Why are niggers so fast?
A: All the slow ones are in jail.

Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales?
A: To get their shit back.

Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Someone dropped a quarter.

Why did the nigger cross the road?
A: He saw a bucket of chicken.

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?
A: When your computere is upgraded, homework is done, and the chink is still trying to back out of the yard.

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says"I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's notcreative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."

[AnbuItachi]

OMG i had to stop reading for a moment i have tears coming my eyes... this is some funny shit right here.

[Ryuuzaki]

I sadly only know one racial joke, and it's rather lame, but here goes nothin'

What do you call a nigger in a store?
A robber.

[jyuukai]

haha here's my joke:

Two black guys are in the backseat, who's driving?... Anyone got an answer?
The police ^^

ROFLMAO

[am0184]

What do u call 3 white guys running down a mountain?
an avalanche

What do u call 3 black guys running down a mountain?
a mudslide

What do u call 3 mexicans running down a mountain?
a jailbreak::D:

[stanmarsh]

okay I have a few
Whats the diffrence between a pizza and a jew?
Pizza dosent scream when it goes into the oven
Next joke
How many jews can you fit in a car
2 in the back seat 2 in the front and 2,000,000, in the ash try
Next Joke
Your moms so black I tried to shoot her in the night and the bullet cam back with a flash light and said he couldnt find her
Next Joke
Your mom's so black she drank water and pissed cofee
Final Joke
What do you say when your T.V is floating at night?
"smile blackie I know your there"

[leerock89]

I chink its a bit nippy out here. I chinks I'll goes get me japnip.

[Anime_Dude]

wat do u call a whole bunch of black people in the middle of the ocean?

-an oil spill

[momji_2]

ok heres mine.....
there was a big crowd of white ppl and a lonely black guy...wat do u call him??

centre of attention...

[LoKiWorlD]

~JoKeS~ EH? I've got some of those too.

A racist should be considered to have the same mentality of a cannibal...Why? because they don't know the difference between a human and the opposite.

What kind of person distorts truths? a Racist (LOL that's so true. O.o)

What kind of person makes a biased joke involving a scenario that could apply to anyone? a Racist (LMAO this shit is funny!!)

What kind of person looks at another human being and says "what the fuck are you?!?" ? a Racist (OMG LOL)

The funniest, if not the cruelest, joke in the history of mankind is.....are you ready?...RACISM. Why? Because it's a joke our ancestors played on themselves so very long ago. The very same joke that would warp the minds of future generations. Honestly, someone in the past took the phrase "Ignorance is Bliss" seriously and as a result the human species was and still is separated by biased opinions. race (n) a human population considered distinct based on physical characteristics. Racism is so old it should have it's own stereotype...oh wait that's a racist...sorry.

If anyone thinks this doesn't count as a valid post then please let me explain my views just like everyone before me has done. IMO a racist should have their own species seeing as how they don't know a damn thing about the one they are in now. Yes, a racist is still a race whether they are black,white, mexican, asian, etc....so whoever says something lame like "Well you didn't name a color or ethnicity so this should be deleted." you are wrong. Also, don't try the "but you were told not to be offended by the jokes" bull because that statement should have been the title. Even if you did that this thread still promotes curiousity and hostility towards others.

PS: If you do not find racism funny at all then congratulations you are indeed a human being.

[atomsk]

What do u call 3 white guys running down a mountain?
an avalanche

What do u call 3 black guys running down a mountain?
a mudslide

What do u call 3 mexicans running down a mountain?
a jailbreak::D:

what doya call a bunch of white guys pushin a car up a hill
white power
what doya call a bunch of black guys pushing a car up a hill
black power
what doya call a bunch of mexicans pushin a car up a hill.
grand theft auto

if obama and an apple fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first
the apple a black man is usually stoped by a rope

and loki, those werent very funny, work on the punch lines

[LoKiWorlD]

@Atomsk, they were in no way meant to be funny. The punch line in what i've posted isn't of the same intention as everyone else's in this thread. But whatever....right? It exists for the humor of it...right? This shit means nothing so lets keep doing it....right? Anywayz, in order to satisfy the masses....take this as a joke. Don't miss the fact that there are two points being made.

~There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad.

"Hey dad look I'm white!" His dad kicks his ass, and says "alright go show your mother". "Hey mom look I'm white!" His mom beats the shit out of him then says "go show your gradma". "Hey gradma look I'm white" she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says "have you learned anything from this?"

The kid says "yeah I've learned I have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers".~

[animex09]

what happens to a Cuban when his wheel goes flat?

~he sinks

[leerock89]

Has someone done this one yet?

What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit!

[animex09]

Has someone done this one yet?

What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit!

its been mentioned already

[RACHER]

yeah thats ok w/ me hehehehe at least it is funny...

[Anime_Dude]

What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay

[lemonek]

What's red and white and peels itself?
A white supremacist trying to get a sun tan.

[Magicbird]

What does a bench have that a black person doesn't?
A bench can support a family.

[lemonek]

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq274/lemostek/jok.jpg

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq274/lemostek/jok1.jpg

[angiela]

lol i dont know any jks but these are funny

[gravion17]

AWESOME!!! I like this thread, if we can't laugh at our selves than there really is no hope for the Human race...ok, that being said...here are my jokes! *By the way, I am black AND I live in the south, if I can laugh at these jokes so can any one!*

1. what do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Quarterback!

2. what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 1,000 black guys?
Warden!

3. what do you get when 1,000 black guys and 500 white guys jump out of an airplane without parachutes?
A parking lot!

Let's all YUCK it up people....this PC craze has simply gone too far!!!

[a2ng0d]

How do you get a nigga out of a tree?

Cute the rope.

[Holly-Sama]

What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay

I lol'd. Hard.

[spirit]

I wonder if this thread should be ever made.... :oo:

[Ryuuzaki]

I wonder if this thread should be ever made.... :oo:

It already was (made).

[spirit]

It already was (made).

Yeah my bad.
But you know what I was "trying" to say, right?

[Anime_Dude]

yeah i think we all know wat u were trying to say...but just have fun with it:)

. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"

[Ryuuzaki]

Yeah my bad.
But you know what I was "trying" to say, right?

I believe you were trying to say, "Should this thread have even been made?"

[spirit]

I believe you were trying to say, "Should this thread have even been made?"That's exactly how I wanted to put it into words.
I got stuck with too many "eh" sounds have even/ever been made... it just sounded weird... xD

[jokester92]

I got one

A plane is flying over America when the pilot said he had good and bad news. The bad was that they were going to crash. The good news was that if they got rid of some passengers, they might be able to land. He says, "We'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Are there any African Americans on board?" No one answers. "Are there any Blacks?" Again, no answer. "Are there any Colored People?" Still no answer. A little black boy looks at his dad and says, "Aren't we all three? African American, Black and Colored?" The dad says, "No, son. Today we're Niggers. Let the Mexicans go first.:scaried:

too funny::D:

[animex09]

I got one

A plane is flying over America when the pilot said he had good and bad news. The bad was that they were going to crash. The good news was that if they got rid of some passengers, they might be able to land. He says, "We'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Are there any African Americans on board?" No one answers. "Are there any Blacks?" Again, no answer. "Are there any Colored People?" Still no answer. A little black boy looks at his dad and says, "Aren't we all three? African American, Black and Colored?" The dad says, "No, son. Today we're Niggers. Let the Mexicans go first.:scaried:

too funny::D:

OMFG!! that was so F'ing funny dude. props

[a2ng0d]

I got one

A plane is flying over America when the pilot said he had good and bad news. The bad was that they were going to crash. The good news was that if they got rid of some passengers, they might be able to land. He says, "We'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Are there any African Americans on board?" No one answers. "Are there any Blacks?" Again, no answer. "Are there any Colored People?" Still no answer. A little black boy looks at his dad and says, "Aren't we all three? African American, Black and Colored?" The dad says, "No, son. Today we're Niggers. Let the Mexicans go first.:scaried:

too funny::D:

hahahaha i rofl'd.

[Vakarak]

I got one

A plane is flying over America when the pilot said he had good and bad news. The bad was that they were going to crash. The good news was that if they got rid of some passengers, they might be able to land. He says, "We'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Are there any African Americans on board?" No one answers. "Are there any Blacks?" Again, no answer. "Are there any Colored People?" Still no answer. A little black boy looks at his dad and says, "Aren't we all three? African American, Black and Colored?" The dad says, "No, son. Today we're Niggers. Let the Mexicans go first.:scaried:

too funny::D:

that actually happened to me once but instead we were on a boat...

[Ayabrea2]

My friends an i always make racist jokes...sick!

The last black person who had a dream got shot

Once you go rican, a job you'll be seeking~ Lisa joke

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a niggers job ~Lisa Joke lmao though

[Neoliger]

This is just wrong, seriously, making fun of people who don't have a choice.

[cindy]

i'm not racist and i detest rascism but i'm okay with this thread cuz it's not said to my face =D here's a joke that my friend told me:

There were three different race on a boat: an african american, a chinese, and an american. The boat was about to sink so they have to throw away items that was heavy on the boat. The chinese man was first. He threw away his fried rice. The black and the white men asked him 'why did u throw the fried rice away?'
The chinese man replied, 'because there were too many of them so i have to throw away the fried rice.'
The black man was next. He threw away fried chicken. The white and the chinese men asked him 'why did u throw away fried chicken?'
The black man replied, 'because there were too many of them so i have to throw away the fried chicken.'
The white dude was next. He decided to throw away mexicans. The black and the chinese men asked the white dude 'why did u throw away mexicans?'
The white man replied, 'because there were too many of them.'

[fazenda]

i'm not racist and i detest rascism but i'm okay with this thread cuz it's not said to my face =D here's a joke that my friend told me:

There were three different race on a boat: an african american, a chinese, and an american. The boat was about to sink so they have to throw away items that was heavy on the boat. The chinese man was first. He threw away his fried rice. The black and the white men asked him 'why did u throw the fried rice away?'
The chinese man replied, 'because there were too many of them so i have to throw away the fried rice.'
The black man was next. He threw away fried chicken. The white and the chinese men asked him 'why did u throw away fried chicken?'
The black man replied, 'because there were too many of them so i have to throw away the fried chicken.'
The white dude was next. He decided to throw away mexicans. The black and the chinese men asked the white dude 'why did u throw away mexicans?'
The white man replied, 'because there were too many of them.'


well there where many previous posts that resemble this but this 1 is the most retarded because it never mentioned mexicans on the boat until the end. and it actualy said there where no mexicans

[cindy]

well there where many previous posts that resemble this but this 1 is the most retarded because it never mentioned mexicans on the boat until the end. and it actualy said there where no mexicans

:serious: well ... first of all it never mentioned anything about no mexicans on the boat, but think of this. we are part of the USA and Mexicans imagrate here ... so some of them come by boats. white people own the boat. they control it. since mexicans are immagrating by boat ... they are consider as cargo ...adding more weight to the boat. so he throws them off so the weight is less. :serious:

[animex09]

:serious: well ... first of all it never mentioned anything about no mexicans on the boat, but think of this. we are part of the USA and Mexicans imagrate here ... so some of them come by boats. white people own the boat. they control it. since mexicans are immagrating by boat ... they are consider as cargo ...adding more weight to the boat. so he throws them off so the weight is less. :serious:

I don't think Mexicans come by boat...I know because I'm Mexican

[a2ng0d]

I told this one already, but imma tell it again just for kicks.

Black man A and Black man B fall off a 12 story building. Which one hits the ground first?





Doesn't matter, they're black!! LOOL.

[cindy]

I don't think Mexicans come by boat...I know because I'm Mexican

lol but this is a joke from way back then when the mexicans moved into the US ... i learned it in history ^^ ...

[animex09]

I told this one already, but imma tell it again just for kicks.

Black man A and Black man B fall off a 12 story building. Which one hits the ground first?





Doesn't matter, they're black!! LOOL.

-_- damn, your so racist....

[a2ng0d]

ppshh thats the point of this thread lol. im not a racist but i LOVE telling/hearing racist jokes. to be able to laugh at ourselves w/o ppl criticizing for the politically correct...

[am0184]

ppshh thats the point of this thread lol. im not a racist but i LOVE telling/hearing racist jokes. to be able to laugh at ourselves w/o ppl criticizing for the politically correct...
Exactly right

[fazenda]

:serious: well ... first of all it never mentioned anything about no mexicans on the boat, but think of this. we are part of the USA and Mexicans imagrate here ... so some of them come by boats. white people own the boat. they control it. since mexicans are immagrating by boat ... they are consider as cargo ...adding more weight to the boat. so he throws them off so the weight is less. :serious:

actually in a way you did say that there where no Mexicans by saying "There were three different race on a boat: an African American, a Chinese, and an american" by saying that you basically said those are the races in this joke and by adding another you make the joke not funny and make no sence

ps just so you know "African American" is not technically a different race, they are of the African race with American citizenship. so they are Africans

[animex09]

ppshh thats the point of this thread lol. im not a racist but i LOVE telling/hearing racist jokes. to be able to laugh at ourselves w/o ppl criticizing for the politically correct...

I know I was just playing around......

[Anime_Dude]

Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous,slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

[conigwolf]

....I feel offended some how by this area of the forums -gets over himself- I'm better

[animex09]

why don't Mexicans BBQ?
-the beans fall through the little holes.

why don't backs like blow jobs?
-they don't like any kind of job

what do you do when you see a Mexican riding a bike?
-run after him, its probably yours

what did God say when he made the second Black person?
-Damn!! I burnt another one

why did God give Mexicans noses?
-so they have something to pick in the winter

why are all the black people fast?
-all the slow ones are already in jail

why do Mexicans drive lowrider?
-they are too short to ride any other kind of car

[Dragonliga]

LOl im a new zealand maori so i thought ill throw some maori at uz!

How do you know a maori has robbed your house?
-He still there watching your tv.


How many maoris does it take to change a light bulb?
-71, 1 to hold the bulb 70 to rotate the house.

How do you pick out maoris in a pub brawl?
-They are the only ones laughing.

[aa32wa]

I think theres a difference between racist jokes and jokes relating to race. To me, racist jokes are said with hatred but most of the ones on this thread seems okay to me... Anyway here's mine...

Q. What did the Mexican carpet layer say before he started work?
A. Underlay!

haha lame i know... =P

[animex09]

lol aa32wa
what do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
-unemployed

[fejknick]

I just wanna quote ghandi.
Q: What do you think of Western civilization?
A: Its a good idea.

Nuff said. ^^

[Ino]

KKK

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kkk

P.S. I'm black and I don't get offended much.

[fejknick]

If you mean that KKK is a big joke then thats kinda funny.

[jokester92]

This is some bullshit!!! Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament... Now every white family can hang a nigger!!::D:

[am0184]

This is some bullshit!!! Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament... Now every white family can hang a nigger!!::D:

XD!!! AUGGG!!! Thats awful lol!::D:

[fazenda]

I just randomly looked at this topic and thing it can be good for some more LOL's so someone please post some good jokes.

bringing life to old posts

[zanjii]

whadya call an aboriginal ppl rolling down a steep hill ?
Abo-lanche ^^
srry if this has offended any ppl

[starscream]

Why do black people wear white gloves?
A. So the won't bite their fingers off when they are eating a tootsie roll.


What do you get when you cross a black with a mexican?
A. Kids that are to lazy to steal

What do you call a black girl with braces?
A. A black n decker pecker wrecker

A black man is walking along a lake side when he comes upon a chinese man skipping rocks on the water. He asked the man what he is doing. The chinese man says that if he skips the rocks he can hear the names of his ancestors. The black man watches as the chinese man skips some more rocks. Chig-Chong-Chow, Chang-chow-Xiang. Thats cool man can I try says the black man, sure says the chinese man. The black throws his rock and as it skips they hear Chim-Pan-Zee.

[animex09]

why do black people wear white gloves?
A black man is walking along a lake side when he comes upon a chinese man skipping rocks on the water. He asked the man what he is doing. The chinese man says that if he skips the rocks he can hear the names of his ancestors. The black man watches as the chinese man skips some more rocks. Chig-chong-chow, chang-chow-xiang. Thats cool man can i try says the black man, sure says the chinese man. The black throws his rock and as it skips they hear chim-pan-zee.

ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

[BoneTosser]

Really people. How can you find all those black jokes funny?
I can't laugh at them, I have a few black people in my family tree.





Come to think of it, I believe they are still hanging there......

[I'm a Bitch]

i'm a little more than half black and i think some of this stuff is funnie . it's not like the whole world thinks like that ...

[leshinor]

A black man is walking along a lake side when he comes upon a chinese man skipping rocks on the water. He asked the man what he is doing. The chinese man says that if he skips the rocks he can hear the names of his ancestors. The black man watches as the chinese man skips some more rocks. Chig-Chong-Chow, Chang-chow-Xiang. Thats cool man can I try says the black man, sure says the chinese man. The black throws his rock and as it skips they hear Chim-Pan-Zee.

That's just so evil I laughed...

[Memorix]

Q:What do you call a little black kid with a bike?
A: THIEF!!!!!!

[starscream]

Why don't Mexicans have Bar-B-Que's
A: Cause the beans always fall through the grill.

How do you stop a group of black kids from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the cealing

How do you get them back down?
A: Invite a blind Mexican man over for a pinata party.

Why won't Mexicans cross the border three at a time?
A: because it says no Tres Passing

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

[xantok]

i got a few.. they may be repeats im to tired to look and care...


what to you say when you see your TV floating across the room at midnight?

drop it nigg.... yea i ant getting banned for finishing that word...



Whats the difference between a blackman hit on the road and a dog hit on a road?

theres skid marks before the dog


What do you do when you see a blackman in a tree?

cut the rope


i know a few more.. but im to tired to think.. ill add more later

[animex09]

what do you call a pool full of black people?
~cocoa puffs

[wi_sam]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.



Whats the difference between a blackman hit on the road and a dog hit on a road?

theres skid marks before the dog



..liek LOL!!

[mikesword]

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family.

What do you call a Mexican without his lawnmower?
Unemployed.

What do you call a Mexican jumping into a swimming pool?
Bean dip.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans jumping over a fence?
Illegal Immigration.

An American, a Brit, a French, and a Mexican in a plane at 150,000 feet and a red light and alarm suddenly go off.
The plane their on has too much weight and is quickly losing altitude so they need to lose weight fast or else the plane will crash.
The first one to jump is the Brit and bails out shouting "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!".
But sadly the Brits sacrifice is in vain because the plane is still losing altitude.
The next to jump is the French who bailed shouting "VIVA LA FRANCE"!.
Still the plane is too heavy.
The last one to go was the American by pushing the Mexican out before shouting "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!".

[mikesword]

Whats the difference between African Americans and Asians after the apocalypse?

How crispy the white people cook them.

[Gravi Girl]

So a friend of mine is setting in the back of the class room with 3 white girls. The 3 girls are talking and he isn't. So the teacher yells at him to stop talking, and he tells her that it wasn't him. He then asked the teacher "Why you aint yellin' at the white girls that WERE talkin'?" And one of the white girls yell "I aint white, im black!" True Story.
*The teacher is black
My friend is Biracial *
*Im Black
And i hope I didn't offend anyone, I just could't think of any jokes, and I thought that this memory was reeaaallly funny, and it wouldn't hurt to share. And im not racist. People are People.

Hey! Im #100 post!

[Zero Ichi]

-whats the difference between a black man and a trampoline?
you have to take your shoes off to jump on one of them!

a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were walking in the desert
blonde and the red-head looked over at the brunette and asked, "why do you have that bottle of water?
-"so when i get thirsty i can drink it"
the brunette and the blonde look over at the red-head and asked, "how come you have that loaf of bread?"
-"so when i get hungry i can eat it"
then finally the brunette and the red-head look over at the blonde and asked, "why are you carrying that car door?"
-"so when i get hot i can roll down the window"

[Ykzier]

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

Take your foot off of it's head.

Not particularly racist, but it IS offensive :D