If Link could talk, what would he say?

[Stray_Pube]

Self-explanatory title...

If Link from the Legend of Zelda series could talk, what would he say?

Navi- Hey! Look! Listen!

Link- Gahhhh! I cant take it anymore!! Damn Great Deku Tree, leaving me with this stupid fairy. No wonder he died! You wouldnt shut the **** up! Gahh! *stabs himself with the sword*

[Russkie]

I may be wrong, but I wonder if he would comment on how stupid this thread is...

[contrast]

Now I don't think Link will ever actually speak other then when he does a "grunt" action attacking or pushing/pulling an object ect. and Shigeru Miyamoto made it clear that Link will not have any actual voice lines. If he spoke maybe that would kill the game play we Zelda fans are used to. He also has no plans for Link to speak, he lets the story unfold and do the telling.

-Domo

[soulten]

Link-"Hey Zelda, I want to bone you!"
Zelda-"....ehh maybe next time, i have a quest for you"

[Unknown]

Excuse me, princess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

[Corwin]

Zelda- "hello, who are you"

Link- "Hello children, my name is Optimus Prime....."

yes it's stupid, it just popped into my head when I saw the thread title and I had to run with it

[alsharid]

He'll probably say something like Ike

[Alucard666]

he probably say....OMG AF FTW...then go to the chatbox n just type stuff to ppl XD

[Mugen]

He'd probably engage in normal conversations instead of going on quests.

[Corwin]

He'd be so shocked that he finally had a voice that he'd run off to Hyrule's only singles bar and flirt with drunk fairies in the hopes of getting lucky

[Axe Man]

or he might just scream and stab someone.

[Sadrith]

i think to understand what he would say we must understand how he got that way

[carolyn07]

I may be wrong, but I wonder if he would comment on how stupid this thread is...

...hahahaha!,.

yeah right!,.

but not to offend the maker of this thread,.ill answer this,.

i guess,.it would say,.

"go to this page!,."♥

[Dolly]

"Turn off the Wii."

[Stray_Pube]

Wow... you guys have no imagination... FTS.

[Russkie]

Wow... you guys have no imagination... FTS.

Thats not true and you know it. I come up with all kinds of wacky ways to hurt others.

[partyprobe]

LINK- why am I always saving a princess or someone

Mario- you think you have had it bad I have been doing this shit since 1981

[Proto]

Hrmm, perhaps he'd say something like "STOP following me you stupid FAIRY! your annoying the shit out of me." lol O_o

[Areku]

I know I'm a week late but that "Excuse me Princess" video really made me laugh.

[jujutsu]

he would say i will fight till the end and protect zelda at all cost and now you die !!!

[Holly-Sama]

"When you die in the game...YOU DIE FOR REAL."

[quietchat]

"Give me a napsack already! There's a hookshot up my ass, I'm dragging my bomb bag by the ankle, I'm hiding my bottles under my hat, these stupid bugs are crawling all over me, (Twilight Princess) and I'm carrying my extra shield and outfits under my shirt!"

[shadowmaks]

After seeing this, I think Link should learn how to talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elLuTGg3Yw

[Areku]

Haha that was funny too.

[Waste]

"Quest quest quest quest zelda quest quest fairy!"

[aezgaga]

If Link could talk i'm sure that the first he say is to say: SHUT UP !!!!! at Navi XD

[Magicbird]

I bet he CAN talk, he's just a bit too shy to talk.

[Russkie]

I bet he CAN talk, he's just a bit too shy to talk.

He would in a Communist country.

Because in the end... everyone talks.

[wi_sam]

WTF...... OMG OMG !!!! ican talk (shouting happy) waaaaaaaa waaw .....sdfbbssrhbdaaaaa eeeeeeeeeehoweeeeeeeehweeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooww...... .eck , .......eck..........eck .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........(mute again).

[Russkie]

WTF...... OMG OMG !!!! ican talk (shouting happy) waaaaaaaa waaw .....sdfbbssrhbdaaaaa eeeeeeeeeehoweeeeeeeehweeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooww...... .eck , .......eck..........eck .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........(mute again).

And this, children, is why you say "no" to acid.

Communism, its my anti-drug.

[wi_sam]

And this, children, is why you say "no" to acid.

Communism, its my anti-drug.

is that link related....

[R+V Freak]

random stuff XD

[saprintha]

Link-when do i get a day off? because you know i'm always going on quests and yeah....do i get off or not?....(wasn't really thinking.)

[LoKiWorlD]

Link: "OMG!...OMG!...SOAD made a song about me...Righteous!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpJMzS_Gbd8&feature=related

[aezgaga]

That song is too good :P I saw the vids long time ago with the video of Slayer (The anime not the group) and there is where I've heard of it for the first time :P

[analogZero]

If I were him, I'd be screaming from the burst kidneys I have from having to battle monsters non-stop without a bathroom break. "I tried to pee behind this one statue, but it came to life and started to attack me! all the time with the attacking! I need pee time!"

[suigintou]

Link: "OMG!...OMG!...SOAD made a song about me...Righteous!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpJMzS_Gbd8&feature=related

Common mistake...that song is actually not by SOAD, but rather an artist on OCRemix called Rabbit Joint. Someone started this whole mess by mislabeling the file and then spreading it on P2P networks like Napster and Limewire. Needless to say, that "live recording" is also a fake, concerning they never once performed the song and the music doesn't even sync well with the video...nor does it sound "live."

Original home of the song: http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR00022/


Anyway, if Link could talk, I'm pretty sure he'd just complain about having to wear tights.

[Felix42]

"Do you make that tunic in green?"

[Trane]

random stuff i guess

[Vakarak]

Link- The one i love, i hate but the s*x is great}- you will never ban me