Evilnesss, Dark Rulers/Gods, and Plots...

[contrast]

Muhahahahahhahahahahahhauha!*cough/gag/Cough!, (sorry got to take care of that someday.)

Vwellcome to the the MOST "EVIL" thread, tell all how you world "Take over the World" and "command" your "Legions of Doom", here you will speak about all your "Evil fantasies" and "Plots, ect." as long as its "Evil"

Mahuahuahuhuahuahuahuaha! Have fun because "Evil" is truly amusing is'nt it?

Remember; this is purely all hypothetical, meaning its all a BIG "WHAT IF..." and is for pure talk for your amusement and is not in any way to be used for any wrong-doings. Also its not to hurt anyone.

I wish I had a million $$$, NO- I wish I had a million "Doom Legions"! LMAO

If I had Minons to do my bidding? oh I'd steal evrything cool and make a cool park with it where I'd charge people to parrttay!! $$$$$

[animegurl7]

evil is coool.

[analogZero]

evil is double posting. keep up the sinister work.

[contrast]

Bwahahahaahh! of course it is! it's "Evil" isn't it?

[carolyn07]

...what this?,.i dont get it!,.

is it what evil things am i going to command if i rule the world?,.m i right?,.♥

[soulten]

I don't believe in evil...

[meraychan]

evil is everywhere...hehe...^_^

[contrast]

It's same thing we do everyday Pinky, to try and "Take Over the World"...

[Waste]

We all have evil inside of us, it's choosing when to let it out that is truly the eye of all evil.


It makes sense.

[contrast]

...what this?,.i dont get it!,.

is it what evil things am i going to command if i rule the world?,.m i right?,.♥

Vwell tis like I sad, you talk about anything "evil" in here or Your "evil" dreams ect. as long as it's "evil". :usagi: Bwaha Bwaha-hahhahahahahhaah!

[Waste]

My evil? I shall make a film, the evillest film of all! and make you all watch it...3 hours of alan rickman and daniel radcliffe making out, and you will all watch it! You know why? Because you will be too curious to look away! You'll want to know everything! ha ha ha ha...haaaa

[ronave182]

My evil? I shall make a film, the evillest film of all! and make you all watch it...3 hours of alan rickman and daniel radcliffe making out, and you will all watch it! You know why? Because you will be too curious to look away! You'll want to know everything! ha ha ha ha...haaaa

yeah.., i cant wait.. hahaha *curious*

[Dragon_Of_]

lets see: my evil thoughts, huh? please note: i do not intend to do any of these, they are just too cruel/wrong, but i have considered them.

as i posted on another post here:

i think the punnishment i came up with for rapists fits into the painful catagory+ they will more-than-likely bleed to death from it, so less money the tax payers have to pay *evil look*

ok first you find a nice tall bridge, then measure a STRONG rope to be about 8feet shorter than the bridge (depending on the person's height) tie one end of the rope securely to the top part of the bridge and then the other end to their junk and then THROW THEM OFF THE BRIDGE. yes, i know i'm twisted, but i hate that type of crime more than murder.

who knows maybe one country will take my idea inot consideration for this crime, lol. doubt it though.
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um, lets see what else;

my plan for getting rid of the whole human race:

"Airborne pathogens differ from bloodborne pathogens in that they are spread by inhaling the germ."

so put an airborn viris into ciggerettes and sell them in an airport, at an already estabolished vender for a $1 or 2 cheaper per pack; this way the people will unknowingly carry the infected cigerettes all over the country, smoke them and release the pathogen into the air all over the country and potentally the world. thus infecting everyone without me having to travel all over the place. it's an idea i have on the drawing board, obviously it would require a lot of work, but IMO it CAN be done.. aslong as the infected live long enough to pass it onto many, many people. i've always said cigerettes are a weak point in soicity and THAT idea there i've come up with is the main reason why.

lets see; what other sinister ideas do i have;

for women who are sooooooo into looks instead of personality and reject the nice guys in favor of the assholes who mearly just look better:

i wanna kidnap at least one (who doesn't know my identity) scar her face & body up... maybe cut offf a boob, deep deep gashes in the face/body and then release her back to her life to show her what us people who are considered "too ugly to date" go through both psychically and mentally from rejection after rejection.....

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kidnap a religious family, torture and after a few days of torture kill only one member right infront of the family (the torturing will also take place right in front of the family) then let 'em go and see if the experience changes their faith. i'd also have things written on the walls from black and death metal bands' lyrics. and taunt the family while i'm torturing the one family member with stuf like "where is your god now" "why won't it stop me form doing these viscous and cruel acts" "i'll tell you why, because your god just takes and takes and takes without giving back" etc., etc. i've actually considered writing a slasher movie like this... just don't know where to begin.

and then there is my many plans to get away with murder.. such as running them through a woodchipper into the river, i won't go into detail (except that if the perosn did something bad to me, they're going in legs first and conceous with their mouth duct-tapped) i think it's quite possible to get away with... i have other ways of gettn' away with it, but all of these ideas are too much work for the outcome. now if i was being payed a nice sum of money i'd considder it, possably.

oh, yeah, i'm going on a goverment watch list for this, oh well, it's not like i'm not already on one for last fourth of july. oh well, it was fun anyway. :)

[contrast]

Vwell now thats an Evil twist! Muahhahahahahaaah! What Sinister mind you've got Mwh hahaah.

[Unknown]

We all have evil inside of us, it's choosing when to let it out that is truly the eye of all evil.


It makes sense.

No, we are all good and pure little things. /sarcasm

[Dolly]

Er...I'd buy a robot to do my bidding, or something like that.

[Smowen]

Heehee!!!!! If I ruled the world I'd force people to watch at least one anime episode a day!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA Of course to many people that would be a blessing, not a curse but to the others who hate anime.... It would be pure torture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the most part! lol

Did you know that if you spelled Evil backwords it would say Live and I think maybe that's why it was created!!!! So you can LIVE EVILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Sorry about that

And with the last few words of my reply : "Death To The World" and "If You Want To Kill The World Use Hair Spray"!!!!! Direct quotes by me Smowen and please no pirating!!!!

P.S. death to the world is a reworded version of joy to the world that I created... The first chorus goes like this....

"Death to the world and all its wonders. The sun is blowing up. The atmoshere's dissolving, the sky is falling. And heaven and hell collide, and heaven and hell collide, and heaven and hell collide today." Thanks for listening!

[Suki]

My evil? I shall make a film, the evillest film of all! and make you all watch it...3 hours of alan rickman and daniel radcliffe making out, and you will all watch it! You know why? Because you will be too curious to look away! You'll want to know everything! ha ha ha ha...haaaa

haha you know Alan Rickman was chosen as the #2 best actor.. in Holland :P
If Id have a lot of legions.. Id kidnap Alan and make him say all kinds of english poetry. And Id get myself a WII.

[contrast]

Evil is when you dye someones hair the wrong color or cut a chunk of your sibling's or friend's hair un-evenly, and then use voodoo on them next day! Mwuahhaha!! Keep those thoughts rolling I can fell the essence of evil in the air already. All saints day (all hollow's Eve) is on its way and you all do know what that means? Evil party!!!! and the Evil Dead film's tutoring sessions by yours truly!!! MWUA-HAHAHAHAAHHAHHA!!!!

[InnocentW]

evil rules the world already, i dont think it needs my help >.>

[contrast]

Or "does it"?

[Nina-chan]

I always tend to fall for the villain in anything I read/watch. Evil just...looks appealing, I suppose? xD If I had minions, I'd order them to chop down all the chestnut trees in the world. They smell funny...

[Sadrith]

Or "does it"?

Its evil when people steal your lines

[contrast]

Its evil when people steal your lines

It certinly is so;Mwuahahahhahahahahaaha!

If I controlled the world as a Dark Lord I would cure all disease from the world then plague people with it when they don't obey me, they would die from it cause the immunity would fade over time. And then even a cold will kill, MWUAhahahahahahaaHA!

[Sivren]

Evil you say? I would take all the kittens and puppies in the world and put tape on the paws and watch them try and run across a hard wood floor and yes i have watched a friend do this it was funny as hell

[zato]

Evil you say? I would take all the kittens and puppies in the world and put tape on the paws and watch them try and run across a hard wood floor and yes i have watched a friend do this it was funny as hell

damn man .. thats just wrong but funny as hell yes... don't give out ideas like this u never know how far ppl will go with this idea ..

[contrast]

damn man .. thats just wrong but funny as hell yes... don't give out ideas like this u never know how far ppl will go with this idea ..

It isn't evil, its just animal cruelty MWA-Ah Ah Ah!!!

[Neoliger]

oh evil, I'm a very dark individual, trust me.

[lemonek]

yeah, same here. im pure evil with an almost angel face and mean look